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Ridleybank Resistance Front seals borders into Ridleybank; Begins Newest Business Venture: Complete Harman Genocide

RIDLEYBANK - Following three weeks of debarricading and restructuring within Ridleybank to accommodate harman immigrants, the RRF unexpectedly announced that the border was now sealed and told Malton area harmanz to prepare for their newest business venture: "Sinister Genocide Plan X"

"With the completion of our latest effort to reeducate the remaining harmanz inside Ridleybank, we are looking forward to switching gears and bringing something new to Malton. We hope that Malton harmanz will be as excited as we are when we unroll our latest venture: Complete Harman Genocide," said one RRF marketing official. "Yes, this will be a big change for us and while we are pleased that area harmanz have visited our peaceful, lively suburb for squaredancing, educational opportunities and light hearted games of torture and disembowelment, it is time to move on. Rest assured, even though our borders will soon be closed, we do promise that harmanz will continue to play an important role in our vision of Malton's future."

Harmanz in the surrounding suburbs have noticed loud shouts of howling and growling emminating from inside Ridleybank, and that a strange, eerie miasma now permanently drifts over the suburb. Reports of emptied and abandoned safehouses along the border continue to come into Malton Herald and Sun every morning, and that the Dibbings Harman Feedstock factory, the primary supplier of grain to Ridleybank's harmanzstock, has begun quadrupling production. The company has yet to justify its increased output, merely stating that "residents of Barrville and Stanbury Village can except something exciting very soon."

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There have also been unconfirmed reports that grotesque, mutated zombies have been spotted leaving the Blackmore Building at night. These reports, as well as recent rumors regarding the stockpiling of flakjackets, ready-to-eat-brains, and mobile flesh harvesting labs have not been confirmed by the RRF.

Vere Lane Police Department, one of the leading suppliers of flak jackets for Ridleybank zombies, had this to say in response to rumors regarding obvious stockpiling in Ridleybank:

"Typically, we will receive a request for maybe 5-9 flak jackets per a week from the RRF," said Captain Jack Higgins. "Today, I received a note that all future orders with Vere Lane PD were cancelled, and that I should "BARHAH, harman braains HAHAHAHA manbag." What could those zombies be up to?"

The Malton Herald and Sun reports that Higgins body has yet to be found.

Survivor experts note that the move by the RRF represents a drastic change in its stated harmanz policy of destroying the harman race and bringing about a new, zombie-world order to Malton. Typically one of the more outspoken zombie hordes, the Ridleybank Resistance Force has unexpectedly cut off all communication with its harmanz neighbors. Ridleybank Resistance members have yet to comment on the issue as those not sent to Blackmore for invasion assignment have been seen massing on the border, an area that has been denied access to Malton Herald and Sun reporters.

"I haven't seen anything like it. Typically RRF zombies will give a wave when they lurch by our Pimbank safehouse. They haven't waved in days.," said Nancy Thomas. "I also don't like the new flag for Group 1. I find the image of a decapitated human head on a blood-stained background to be a little disturbing. I thought their old flag depicting humans and zombies playing together in a park was much nicer. Something is happening in Ridleybank. I just know it."

Latest RRF Press Release, offering hints into Genocide Plan X.

Some clues have surfaced with the release of the Ridleybank Resistance Front's latest monthly newsbulletin to survivor groups, featuring a map of Malton entitled "HARMANZ DESTRUCTION HAHAHAH. BRAAAINS."

Survivor experts are still studying the map, but have noted that the large red arrows projecting out from Ridleybank, labeled "Invasion Group 1" and "Invasion Group 2," represent a sharp change from the current RRF model of peacefully coexisting with harmanz in Ridleyblank only. In addition, several buildings, most notably Giddings Mall, St. Mark's Cathedral, the City Zoo, and Marvin Mall are encircled in black with the words "HARMANZ REEDUCATION / DISPOSAL CAMP."

Ridleybank Resistance Front officials refuse to comment on the map, and have only recently released the following statement:

"Dear Harmanz. We are excited as you about the newly expanding RRF. We have many exciting changes in place for Malton, and rest assured, your future in Malton has never looked brighter. Please be patient as we complete our plans to welcome you into our ever-growing family."