User talk:Caboose661

Vikings, Pirates, and Ninjas!

If vikings, pirates, and ninjas were modernized, the viking would be the foot-soldier, the pirate would be part of the navy, and the ninja would be a commando, spy, or special operative. Basically, ninjas are the most awesome! You can't kill them if you don't know where they are. Unless they get unlucky.

The viking you would normally think about would get killed by both the pirate and the ninja. The ninja would kill him without being seen and the pirate would just shoot him. There's a chance either of them would get unlucky, but most of the time, the viking stands no chance. The pirate would most likely not be able to find the ninja. This means he would probably die. If he did see the ninja, he would most likely kill the ninja.

But if pirates actually are better than ninjas, their life would suck. Think about it. Vitamin C deficiency. No real home. Diseases. Rats stealing your food. Unsanitary conditions. Think about the ninja's life. The problem would be hiding in a cave or other hidden place. (I know that both are running from the law, but because they both are, that doesn't count. And besides, ninjas have a nobler cause than pirates.)

I just showed how ninjas are at least more awesome than vikings and pirate life would suck, so ninjas are the best to stick to! Unless you're a loudmouth. Then you can be a viking.

-Caboose661 22:09, 17 September 2010 (BST)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3WJX1cIuY4 Viking Death Metal, Its Power level is OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!! Just saying, ninja life probably sucked too. Living like a peasant having to make sure you are never found. Stabbing people in the back. Not being able to have friends or family. No good genre of metal for you. You have to go undercover for long periods of time. As you explained Pirate life sucked. So, that leaves us with the mighty viking. Pillage, raid, and maraud, fun stuff. Even if you die you go to Valhalla and drink and fight all day, until Ragnarök. Then everything gets destroyed and a new, free, world emerges. --Beowulf661 02:10, 25 September 2010 (BST)

And vikings didn't get splitting headaches every morning from drinking. God luck with that one.

-Caboose661 03:40, 27 September 2010 (BST)

Other Stuff

You can just make your own titles if you want to. Just put it in alphabetical order please. I'll move it if I have to, though. And please keep all the titles below "Other Stuff" and above "Not-So-Legal Stuff!" Thank you!

Caboose Sprite

Finished your sprite, What are your mom and andy's characters supposed to look like? | P.S. Heres the box

Nice sprite, but the top of the feet are a little big or something. And I need you to send an empty box to a U-Haul in California. It doesn't matter which California, it just has to be in the state of California.

-Caboose661 03:38, 27 September 2010 (BST)

Oh, and can I get a gun with that? Probably a pistol or battle rifle. I don't like heavy weaponry.

-Caboose661 20:07, 28 September 2010 (BST)

Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster

This is a paradox. Because there was nothing to cause the cycle, it cannot be created. Basically, you can't create yourself. Or a magic monkey.

-Caboose661 23:28, 17 September 2010 (BST)

I Type Whatever Comes to My Head

'Nuff said.

-Caboose661 23:29, 17 September 2010 (BST)

Not-So-Legal Stuff

By posting here, you acknowledge that you must send the user of this page a large box. They like boxes. For no apparent reason. They just do. And that they won't divulge their address. You have to find it yourself. Without being a stalker, of course. Creep.

Annus Horribilis

we will zed-pee in your soda!

and here's a large box -

full of -

death to wulves!

x --  ▧  ^{: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :} 22:23, 18 October 2010 (BST)

You know, I'm not mad about that part, but I am slightly irritated about how you put it below the "Not-So-Legal Stuff"

-Caboose661 23:45, 18 October 2010 (BST)