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| |colspan=2 style="background: #C9BE62; color: black; font-size: 110%; text-align: center"|'''a whale's vagina'''
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| |style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817; border-right:solid 1px #AF7817"|'''AKA'''
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| |style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|Sir WV
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| |style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|[[Philosophe Knights]].
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| |style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=653323 a whale's vagina]
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| |style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817; border-right:solid 1px #AF7817"|'''Goals'''
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| |style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|To annihilate Malton's ignorant, apathetic, and uneducated.
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| |style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|[http://philosopheknights.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=473 For future Philosophe Knights]
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| |style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|Philosophe
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| Take a little walk to the edge of town. Go across the tracks where the viaduct looms, like a bird of doom....as it shifts and cracks.
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| Where secrets lie in the border fires, in the humming wires.
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| Hey man, you know you're never coming back.
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| Past the square, past the bridge, past the mills, past the stacks....
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| On a gathering storm comes
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| a tall handsome man
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| in a dusty black coat with
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| a red right hand.
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| He'll wrap you in his arms,
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| tell you that you've been a good boy.
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| He'll rekindle all the dreams
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| it took you a lifetime to destroy.
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| He'll reach deep into the hole,
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| heal your shrinking soul but there won't be a single thing that you can do.
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| He's a god, he's a man,
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| he's a ghost, he's a guru.
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| They're whispering his name
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| through this disappearing land.
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| But hidden in his coat
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| is a red right hand.
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| You don't have no money?
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| He'll get you some.
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| You don't have no car? He'll get you one.
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| You don't have no self-respect,
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| you feel like an insect......
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| Well don't you worry buddy,
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| cause here he comes through the ghettos and the barrio
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| and the bowery and the slum.
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| A shadow is cast wherever he stands.
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| Stacks of green paper in his
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| red right hand.
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| You'll see him in your nightmares,
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| you'll see him in your dreams.
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| He'll appear out of nowhere but
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| he ain't what he seems.
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| You'll see him in your head,
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| on the TV screen.
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| And hey buddy, I'm warning
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| you to turn it off.
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| He's a ghost, he's a god,
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| he's a man, he's a guru.
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| You're one microscopic cog
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| in his catastrophic plan.
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| Designed and directed by
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| his red right hand.
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| He'll extend his hand, real slowly for a shake.
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| You'll see it coming toward you, real slowly for a shake.
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| (Grabbing at your peril buddy?) cause you know you ain't
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| getting near much as he will take.
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| He's a...
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| He's mumbling words you can't understand.
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| He's mumbling words behind his red right hand.
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| '''''Lyrics to Red Right Hand by Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds'''''
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| | colspan="3" style="background: #009e49; text-align: center; -moz-border-radius:6px" | '''''The following was taken directly from 25-page internal police report about one of Malton's serial killers.
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| |style="width: 33%"|The report was obtained by Channel 4 News Team anchorman Brick Tamlin.
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| ''I just don't know what the hell we should expect next from this psycho. All we know is that he claims membership with the obscure order of scholars known as the [[Philosophe Knights]]. His attacks seem to be random and he will kill at the drop of a hat. We have no clue what he looks like due to the fact that he wears a white mask with what appears to be a star over the left eye. Nor do we know where he hides. Witness' have claimed that he wears a red glove on his right hand and surveillance cameras have caught images of him in a worn and ragged black coat. He should be considered armed and dangerous. If he's not stopped soon, more lives will be lost.''
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| =='''''Awards'''''==
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| [http://redrum.soul-fantasy.net/awards/awarded/dt_awv.jpg Double Threat]
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| [http://redrum.soul-fantasy.net/awards/awarded/ss_awv.jpg Sharpshooter Award]
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| [http://redrum.soul-fantasy.net/awards/awarded/kos_awv.jpg Kill on Sight Award]
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| ==Notoriety and History==
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| '''30th October 2007''' - ''Philosophe Knights aided other member groups of the [[PKA]] with the [[Samhain Slaughter]]. Many eyewitnesses have since been heard to say that this was one of the biggest PKer activities to happen in Malton for quite some time.''
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| '''18th June 2007''' - ''Today is a landmark day for Sir WV! He has just educated his 100th citizen of Malton. After running solo for a time, he now begins his long trek back towards his fellow Knights.''
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| '''7th June 2007''' - ''I'm currently enjoying a "Mall Tour" around Malton. I plan on hooking back up with my comrads soon though.''
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| '''8th April 2007''' - ''After a quick revive, revenge was paid back to the DRRP with a lesson in "Gun Control". '''SkullOfficer''' & '''Dr Azathoth''' paid close attention to my lesson.''
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| '''7th April 2007''' - ''The Philosophe Knights enter Danversbank after answering a call for help by the DRRP. The DRRP immediately opened fire upon us and WV was the first to be taken by surprise and killed.''
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| '''28th March 2007''' - '' '''Packet Loss''' said "Hey! Stop Shooting" '' ''(10 seconds ago)''
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| ''You fire at '''Packet Loss''' for 10 damage. They Die.''
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| '''27th March 2007''' - ''I reached the rank of Philosophe with the Philosophe Knights. This is the highest rank that can currently be achieved with the group.''
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| '''18th February 2007''' - ''Given the '''Kill on Sight Award''' by [[Red Rum]] for being wanted dead by the DEM!!!''
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| '''17th February 2007''' - '''''JoseyWales''': You are a Philosophe Knight and you kill survivors with no reason. I sentence you to death! *spit*......You were killed by JoseyWales''
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| '''15th February 2007''' - ''Philosophe Knights stands for PKers, hunt whale's. This graffiti tag was left in various buildings around Bale Mall.''
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| '''5th February 2007''' - ''Given the '''Sharpshooter Award''' by [[Red Rum]] for killing 4 players in one night.''
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| '''4th February 2007''' - ''Bounty on DEM's Brainstock board raised to '''31!!!'''''
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| '''30th January 2007''' - ''Nominated by fellow Philosophe Knight [[User:SO|SO]] for the '''Sharpshooter Award''' for my successful kill of 4 ignorant souls within Caiger Mall the night before.'' ''Subsequently, due to the previous nights' spectacular kills....my bounty with the DEM was raised to 18.''
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| '''28th January 2007''' - ''You are standing outside St Isidore's Church, a large white-stone building. The building has been very heavily barricaded.
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| Somebody has spraypainted a whale's vagina is a PKer kill on sight onto a wall.'' - ''This spray was left near Caiger Mall. The fear is spreading out of control!''
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| '''25th January 2007''' - ''Given the '''Double Threat''' award by [[Red Rum]] for being wanted by both DEM & Rezzen's bounty hunters. It was a great honor.''
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| '''10th January 2007''' - Murdered '''Headland Jon''' in his sleep. I was reported to the DEM once again for this act and my bounty was increased to 4 there.
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| '''5th January 2007''' - ''You are at the Boait Monument, a granite statue of a man with a book surrounded by grass. Somebody has spraypainted a whale's vagina onto the monument.'' - Graffiti on a monument located in Quarlesbank where I was helping to rid the inhabitants of the nearby mall of any foolish souls I could find. (It's not everyday that one gets a monument in their honor.)''
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| '''30th December 2006''' - ''Tracked '''Vainglory''' down a second time and killed him. My bounty was increased to 4 because of this.''
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| '''28th December 2006''' - ''Reported to the DEM's Brainstock board for PK'ing '''Aint Got Time 2Bleed''' (another Bounty Hunter). I was assigned a bounty of 2 there also.''
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| '''26th December 2006''' - ''Reported to Resensitized PK board for killing '''Vainglory''' (a known Bounty Hunter). I was given a bounty of 2.''
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| '''25th November 2006''' - ''Joined the [[Philosophe Knights]]''
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| {{Centers of Learning Policy}}
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| {{Gladiatorial Arena Policy}}
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| '''[[User:A whale's vagina|Main Page]]'''<br/>
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| <small>''Return to the main page.''</small>
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| '''[[User:A whale's vagina/Kills|Reeducation]]'''<br/>
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| <small>''A list of all kills made in the name of knowledge''</small>
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| '''[[User:A whale's vagina/Mall Tour|Mall Tour]]'''<br/>
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| <small>''Various records of WV's ongoing Mall Tour.''</small>
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| '''[[User:A whale's vagina/Sharp Shooter|Sharp Shooter Award]]'''<br/>
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| <small>''Sharp Shooter Game''</small>
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| '''[[User:A whale's vagina/Events|Events]]'''<br/>
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| <small>''Being a PKer, I get asked to take part in some events. Here's a few that I've taken part in.''</small>
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| ''All discussion should be kept on the [[User_talk:A whale's vagina|discussion page]] or the main page or on the forum.''
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