The Gnar Muffins

The Gnar Muffins
Abbreviation:	Gnar Muffin Employee
Group Numbers:	1
Leadership:	JNet454
Goals:	Distributing muffins to Malton
Recruitment Policy:	Add your name to the members category with a link to your profile, and start handing out muffins and killing zombies
Contact:	JNet454

DUE TO THE INCREASED GAS PRICES DURING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, WE CAN NO LONGER AFFORD CARS, SO WE MUST WALK. PLEASE TAKE THIS INTO CONSIDERATION IF YOUR GNAR MUFFIN DELIVERY IS BEHIND SCHEDULE.

Members

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1850818 Howie Shepard

Roles

Baker: Those who are to old to make muffin runs now bake the muffins, with our secret formula.

Muffin Runner: These peeps deliver the muffins to anyone who orders them.

Bases

Digby Building, East Boundwood is currently the only Gnar Muffin drug lab, I MEAN BAKERY. If you wish to become an Employee of Gnar Muffins, please report here.

Rules

Deliver Muffins to All, despite race, background, or zombism

Be nice to other people, even if they aren't Gnar

Muffin Orders

Please put the building you are in, your profile, suburb, and the number of Gnar Muffins you wish to recieve below. Please do not kill, maim, touch, or harm Gnar Muffin employees in any way. If you do you will not be able to purchase Gnar Muffins again, and a warrant will be put out for your wonkification.

Example: Howie Shepard, Stickling Mall, Shearbank, 69 Muffins

WARNING

Some Gnar Muffin deliveries in the past have gone wrong http://wiki.urbandead.com/images/c/cf/Muffins_2.jpg

Side effects may will include, but are not limited to:

Dementia for 6 to 8 hours

Something the taste testers described as "Happy Time"

A intense craving for more Gnar Muffins

A high increase in Gnarness

Make your own Gnar Muffins!

Yum Yum Gnar Muffins

4 medium eggs, beaten.

3 cups of all-purpose flour.

3 cups of sugar.

1/2 cup of vegetable oil.

2 tablespoons of cinnamon.

1 teaspoon of baking soda.

3 teaspoons of salt.

1 cup of blueberries,chocolate chips, strawberries, bannannas, or nuts

Silly Muffins

4 medium eggs, beaten with a bat

3 cups of one-purpose flour

18 cups of sugar

1/4 cup of vegetable oil

1 tablespoon of cinnamon

1 tablespoon of baking soda

3 tablespoons of salt

1 cup of crystal meth

1 cup of crack cocaine

1 cup of zombie blood

8 millispoons of "Silly Juice"