Merz Death Insurance Agency

Merz Death Insurance Agency
Abbreviation:	MDIA
Group Numbers:	1
Leadership:	Necro Ed
Goals:	Maintaining the Merz Agency offices.
Recruitment Policy:	Inquire within
Contact:	Forums

How To Make Money Selling Death Insurance

You have to attract the big money clients. You can't do that in any old office. You need a secluded, well barricaded, and well decorated headquarters. At a place like that, your potential client can relax and forget about the undead apocalypse that is going on outside. MDIA has just that. Located on the recently acquired and renamed Merz Island in southeast Miltown, it is away from all the drama of the malls and out of the free-running lanes that see high levels of traffic. However, you and MDIA can't make the big money without dedicated agents. Join MDIA today and start making the big bucks!

Requirements for Employment

Any living person is eligible for employment with MDIA as long as they adhere to company policies:

• No PKing
• No GKing

Visit the forums to apply.

Current Goals

For the business to grow we need more agents and a nicer office. Necro Ed, CEO of MDIA, has external agents recruiting abroad. However we need skilled agents working internally to improve and maintain the offices on Merz Island. Currently the Merz Agency Headquarters, located at Pickering Alley School, needs more decorations before we can attract any worthwhile clients. Individuals seeking employment with MDIA are asked to fill out an application here and bring one artwork to the Merz HQ to cover the costs of the application. Necro Ed is calling upon all skilled agents to scour the museums of Malton for artwork and install them at our HQ. Unskilled agents are asked to seek out the undead and kill any that are a threat to the business, or revive them if they are potential agents. Healing injured Miltown residents is also a good way to attract new agents.

Future Goals

Once our office is well established, and we have a staff to maintain the island, we can begin giving back to the community of Miltown.

• We will tap in to the local communication networks and send squads of agents to assist at hot spots.
• We will form Necro teams to work clogged revive points.
• We will always maintain a break-in free and luxurious environment at our HQ and closely monitor and patrol the Merz Island vicinity.

Of course the possibilities are are limitless depending on growth.

Death Insurance Policies

As a sufferer of brain rot himself, Necro Ed knows the challenges that come with living with the disease. When unfortunate circumstances claim your life, those with brain rot must go through a harrowing ordeal in order to be revived and, more often than not, their attempts to seek help are mistaken for acts of aggression. That's where Merz Death Insurance Agency comes in. With a death insurance policy from MDIA, the next time you die you can look forward to a speedy and hassle free recovery. Upon your death we will be notified by a special monitor that all our clients wear, and a team of agents will be dispatched to assist you.

Currently, due to staff shortages, we can not currently offer death insurance to the residents of Malton.

Disclaimer

Merz Death Insurance Agency can not be held liable for monetary losses or physical injuries sustained by an Agent during employment. Additionally, any mention of money is reference to honor and/or glory.