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==How To Make Money Selling Death Insurance==
==How To Make Money Selling Death Insurance==
You have to attract the big money clients.  You can't do that in any old office.  You need a secluded, well barricaded, and well decorated headquarters.  At a place like that, your potential client can relax and forget about the undead apocalypse that is going on outside.  MDIA has just that.  Located on the recently acquired and renamed Merz Island in southeast [[Miltown]], it is away from all the drama of the malls and out of the free-running lanes that see high levels of traffic.  However, you and MDIA can't make the big money without dedicated agents.  Join MDIA today and start making the big bucks!
To make the big mone, you have to attract the big money clients and you can't do that in any old office.  You need a secluded, well barricaded, and well decorated headquarters.  At a place like that, your potential client can relax and forget about the undead apocalypse that is going on outside.  MDIA has just that.  Located in a small cluster of buildings dubbed "Merz Island" in southeast [[Miltown]], it is away from all the drama of the malls and out of the free-running lanes that see high levels of traffic.  However, you and MDIA can't make the big money without dedicated agents.  Join MDIA today and start making the big bucks!
 
==Requirements for Employment==
Any living person is eligible for employment with MDIA as long as they adhere to company policies:
*No PKing
*No GKing
 
Visit the [http://merzagency.proboards55.com/index.cgi forums] to apply.


==Current Goals==
==Current Goals==
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*We will always maintain a break-in free and luxurious environment at our HQ and closely monitor and patrol the Merz Island vicinity.
*We will always maintain a break-in free and luxurious environment at our HQ and closely monitor and patrol the Merz Island vicinity.
Of course the possibilities are are limitless depending on growth.
Of course the possibilities are are limitless depending on growth.
==Requirements for Employment==
Any living person is eligible for employment with MDIA as long as they adhere to company policies:
*No PKing
*No GKing
Visit the [http://merzagency.proboards55.com/index.cgi forums] to apply.


==Death Insurance Policies==
==Death Insurance Policies==

Revision as of 06:03, 15 September 2011

Merz Death Insurance Agency
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Abbreviation: MDIA
Group Numbers: 1
Leadership: Necro Ed
Goals: Maintaining the Merz Agency offices.
Recruitment Policy: Inquire within
Contact: Forums

How To Make Money Selling Death Insurance

To make the big mone, you have to attract the big money clients and you can't do that in any old office. You need a secluded, well barricaded, and well decorated headquarters. At a place like that, your potential client can relax and forget about the undead apocalypse that is going on outside. MDIA has just that. Located in a small cluster of buildings dubbed "Merz Island" in southeast Miltown, it is away from all the drama of the malls and out of the free-running lanes that see high levels of traffic. However, you and MDIA can't make the big money without dedicated agents. Join MDIA today and start making the big bucks!

Current Goals

For the business to grow we need more agents and a nicer office. Necro Ed, CEO of MDIA, has external agents recruiting abroad. However we need skilled agents working internally to improve and maintain the offices on Merz Island. Currently the Merz Agency Headquarters, located at Pickering Alley School, needs more decorations before we can attract any worthwhile clients. Individuals seeking employment with MDIA are asked to apply here and bring one artwork to the Merz HQ to cover the costs of the application.

Future Goals

Once our office is well established, and we have a staff to maintain the island, we can begin giving back to the community of Miltown.

  • We will tap in to the local communication networks and send squads of agents to assist at hot spots.
  • We will form Necro teams to work clogged revive points.
  • We will always maintain a break-in free and luxurious environment at our HQ and closely monitor and patrol the Merz Island vicinity.

Of course the possibilities are are limitless depending on growth.

Requirements for Employment

Any living person is eligible for employment with MDIA as long as they adhere to company policies:

  • No PKing
  • No GKing

Visit the forums to apply.

Death Insurance Policies

As a sufferer of brain rot himself, Necro Ed knows the challenges that come with living with the disease. When unfortunate circumstances claim your life, those with brain rot must go through a harrowing ordeal in order to be revived and, more often than not, their attempts to seek help are mistaken for acts of aggression. That's where Merz Death Insurance Agency comes in. With a death insurance policy from MDIA, the next time you die you can look forward to a speedy and hassle free recovery.

Upon your death we will be notified by a special monitor that all our clients wear, and a team of agents will be dispatched to assist you. We will locate a NecroTech facility in your area and make it accessible to you in your current state. Our agents will then ensure that the symptoms of death have all been cured before returning the facility back to its previous state.

Currently, due to staff shortages, we can not currently offer death insurance to the residents of Malton.

Disclaimer

Merz Death Insurance Agency can not be held liable for monetary losses or physical injuries sustained by an Agent during employment. Additionally, any mention of money is reference to honor and/or glory.