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| <span style="font-size: 120%">'''Article 1: Player Killing'''</span>
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| # I don't kill players under level six...Why six you ask? Because...that's why. Why do you have to ask so many questions?
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| # If I catch you killing someone under level six I will do everything I can to hunt you down and even the books. The random rules gods must be appeased.
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| # All churches should be caded no higher than VSB+2. Does the local barricade plan say otherwise? Tough titties. If I can't get to church I will find a way in<br>and take at least one life inside (should anyone be unlucky enough to be loitering therein). Maybe I'll even fix the cade "problem".
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| # Honor Among Thieves is a stupid policy. That'd don't mean I'm going to just kill a PKer willy-nilly but it also means that you aren't going to get a break<br>just because we share a common hobby if I don't like the cut of your jib.
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| # If you're sleeping outside, surrounded by zombies and it's pretty damn obvious you ain't going to make it home for dinner I am not above swooping in and<br>ganking that kill. Would you rather some filthy zombie get that XP or your ol' buddy Meeso? This is the only exception to PK Rule number 1...I mean<br>really, I'm almost doing them a favor if you really think about it (don't think too hard).
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| # I don't text rape and if I catch you doing it or condoning it in any way you are fair game. I will slit your thoat and do a jig over your mangled corpse but let's<br>keep things decent shall we?
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| # Got a Profane/Douchey/Stupid Name/Description? Then you might as well be wearing a sign that says, "Mr. Sorry please kill me in some terrible/humiliating<br>way." Can I find a way to add another / in here?...nope I guess not.
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| <span style="font-size: 120%">'''Article 2: Bounty Hunting'''</span>
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| # Bounty Hunting is just PKing with more bureaucracy but in the interest of maintaining my "Renaissance Man" reputation I'm not above collecting a bounty<br>here and there if for no other reason than to keep folks on their toes.
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| # I will report my bounty claims and I will report my deaths. It's only fair to give credit where credit is due, no?</span>
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| <span style="font-size: 120%">'''Article 3: Zombah'''</span>
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| # If I wake up and find someone helped me to shed my mortal coil I will rise and do the zombie thing. I will break down barricades, kill any survivors I can<br>find, spread infection and at the end of each AP cycle, park myself at a revive point. If I don't get a poke by the time I log back in I'll keep up with the<br>zombie thing and repeat the process.
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| # If I have a needle on my person (and I usually carry one) I pay forward revives. It's just good Karma.
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| <span style="font-size: 120%">'''Article 4: Pro-Survivor Survivor'''</span>
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| # Remember how that mall was ruined yesterday? You didn't fix it but someone did. Could have been me. I've been know to do that sort of thing.<br>Especially malls...I mean, I need to get my bullets somewhere.
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| # I'm very fond of lighting dark PKer holes. It's fun to watch everyone scatter like cockroaches.
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| # Need help defending your HQ from the rampaging hordes? Give me a holler (I take all major credit cards).
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| <span style="font-size: 120%">'''Article 5: Teh Deathnote'''</span>
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| # If you're on the Death Note and I find you I will collect it if at all possible. Some asshole put you on it for no good reason? That sucks, get mad at them<br>though I'm just the messenger (trust me I'd rather be delivering singing telegrams and chocolates but you have to play the hand you're dealt).
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| # If I ever decide to add somebody's name to the Note I will not kill that individual untill their entry has been fufilled. Killing your own notes is just bad form<br>old bean.
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