User:Kirsty cotton/sandbar

The Best Murder Awards Since 2011

I will be holding my own murder awards sometime during the February or March time period. I'll be holding it right here, on my subpage, because fuck you and your stupid ideas. I will do all the judging myself, because again fuck you and your stupid ideas. I am accepting suggestions for awards and nominees for said awards. Since it will be murder awards, I really need quite a few survivor related categories because. But, if you don't want to contribute that's fine, as I don't really plan on listening to you anyways.

There are two ways to suggest awards or nominees: 1. add it to this page at the bottom, not the talk page 2. write your ideas on a sheet of paper and throw it in the trash

Examples of a bad award:

• Best PKer
• Most Improved PKer

Examples of a good award:

• Best PKer group with the word philosophy in the title
• Best Smile

UPDATE: Last chance on categories. Now accepting nominations, just throw them under the award or some shit. If you do that, either don't sign or comment on the bottom if your ego won't let you go without mentioning your own name.

UPDATE 2:Categories are finished. Nominations will run until they stop. Then people will get awards.

Current Award Categories:

Award King and Queen

• Spiderzed and Spiderzed
• Kev and his whore the RNG

Best Survivor Group

• The Dead 9.7.23
• www.OccupyTheArmz.com

Most Creative Nondescript Profile

• Nameless ID #1

Survivor Group Most Likely to Actually Be a Hive of Android Bees

• Autobots

Most Friendly PKer Group

• Cobra
• The Abandoned

Help, I'm Trapped in a Bear Costume

• SA
• Poop Nuggets
• The Bear Patrol
• Bear Force One

Best Smile

• Yog

Best PKer Group to use a Palindrome and Murder in Their Name

• Philosophy Knights
• JRC

'They see me trenchin', they hatin', patrolling, they tryin' to catch me playin' dirty' Award for Services to Shooting Zombies on the Street despite being Level 43 and Having 30,000 XP Banked.

• 50% of all survivors
• Eagle of Fire
• 80% of all survivors
• The Fortress and their 'assassins'

Best Group that is actually an Unwitting Parody of Itself.

• 101st Airborne Unit
• TZH, et al

THERE'S ZOMBIES STARVING IN NEW ARKHAM WHILST YOU PEOPLE STAND AROUND AND TALK PRETENTIOUS BULLSHIT ABOUT STUFF AND THINGS award for OVER-REACTION.

• The player formerly known as Axe Hack

The Cold Meat Flapping in the Wind Award for Zombie Heart-throb of the Year.

• Two Headed Sex Beast

"NO, KEVAN, I DO NOT WANT ANOTHER STUFFED EAGLE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.... <<150 AP later...>> Yay, a stuffed croc/bear/unicorn!" Award for Safest Suburb

• Ridleybank
• Buttonville
• Dulston

Best poop nuggets

• BHers
• Poop Nuggets

Sluttiest slut

• Spiderzed
• Kirsty Cotton
• Poop Nuggets

Needs to learn how to use the <br> tag in their awards contest most

• Kirsty Cotton
• MMA 12
• Malton Beauty Pageant

Most Cottony PKer whose Name is also Kirsty Cotton and Won This Award Because She is Cool and Awesome, Definitely Not Because She is the Only Judge of the Competition Because That Would be Very Unfair, and Kirsty Cotton is Not Nothing if Not Completely Fair and Awesome

• RadicalWhig
• Izumi Orimoto
• Most Definitely Not Kirsty Cotton

The Most Lionish Fox

• Foxlion
• FOXHOUND
• Foxy Brown
• Foxy Lady
• Scarlet Fox

Who Runs the World? Award

• Jerden
• Praise Jerden
• Yes, Praise Jerden
• JERDEN FOREVER
• Jerden! Jerden! Jerden! Jerden!
• ... maybe Jerden?
• The Sith Lord Revenant
• It's blates Rev

Best Zerg Award

• Firulais
• Sarah Kerrigan
• MUM Sentry I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX and X

Best Stupid Survivor moment

• 5th of November
• MOMENT?

If This Was Star Fox, You'd Be Slippy Frog Award

• RadicalWhig
• Axe Hack
• DanceDanceRevolution
• Dhavid Grohl

Disservice to the PKer Community Award

• PKA
• Rogues Gallery for being broken for months

How Can You Be So Large And Do So Little Award

• The Fortress
• Every Survivor Group on the Stats Page save MCM and PK <3
• The Dead

Decide Whether You Are PKers Or Survivors Award

• Philosophe Knights
• RRF

I'm Playing From a Prison Cell Award

• Irishman
• Irishmen
• Mark Whalberg

I'mma Fucking Moron Award

• Thad
• Eagle of Fire
• Kirsty Cotton

Most Athletic

• Meeso Sorry
• Cutey Snugglekins

Most Team Spirit

• Axe Hack
• Radical Whig

Most Outgoing

• Jerden
• Poop Nuggets outgoing from my a**

Biggest Flirt

• Sally A Summers
• Poop Nuggets
• Rando

Best Friends For Life

• Anja and Mallrat
• 15A and PIE
• Survivors and incompetence

Most Likely to Succeed

• Jerden
• Lifetime Achievement (YOU KNOW IT)

Most Likely To Be Elected To Be New Pope Award

• Vapor
• Darth Vapor
• Reverend Revenant

Best Marketing Potential As An Action Figure Award

• Two Headed Sex Beast

Most Selfless Nomination of Yourself

• Kirsty Cotton

SMALLEST Ego

• Philosophe Knights
• Vapor. Because I'm fucking awesome like that.
• RADICALWHIG, LORD AND MASTER OF ALL CREATION (THAT MEANS YOU)

Suggestion

Poop nuggets. --RadicalWhig 04:31, 13 February 2013 (UTC)

'They see me trenchin', they hatin', patrolling, they tryin' to catch me playin' dirty' Award for Services to Shooting Zombies on the Street despite being Level 43 and Having 30,000 XP Banked.

Best Group that is actually an Unwitting Parody of Itself.

THERE'S ZOMBIES STARVING IN NEW ARKHAM WHILST YOU PEOPLE STAND AROUND AND TALK PRETENTIOUS BULLSHIT ABOUT STUFF AND THINGS award for OVER-REACTION.

The Cold Meat Flapping in the Wind Award for Zombie Heart-throb of the Year.

"NO, KEVAN, I DO NOT WANT ANOTHER STUFFED EAGLE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.... <<150 AP later...>> Yay, a stuffed croc/bear/unicorn!" Award for Safest Suburb.

You're welcome. --BOSCH 06:32, 13 February 2013 (UTC)

Best poop nuggets. --RadicalWhig 07:08, 13 February 2013 (UTC)

Sluttiest slut :D --Sally A. Summers i Ω i 18:47, 13 February 2013 (UTC)

I could believe it.--SA 18:53, 13 February 2013 (UTC)

Some excellent suggestions. I only went with a single poop nuggets award, as you really need only recognize the best. Bosch, you are looking like early lead for the Cold Meat award. Sally, I don't think I even need to say it. --_K 00:03, 14 February 2013 (UTC)

Needs to learn how to use the <br> tag in their awards contest most.

Most Cottony PKer whose Name is also Kirsty Cotton and Won This Award Because She is Cool and Awesome, Definitely Not Because She is the Only Judge of the Competition Because That Would be Very Unfair, and Kirsty Cotton is Not Nothing if Not Completely Fair and Awesome.

Sauciest, juiciest, smoothest poop nuggets ever- I'm talking the kind of that just extracts itself with practiced surgical precision like a squad of Delta Team operators. You know, no feeling, no smell, just the soft plop of stealthy nuggets doing a post-op heli evac in the middle of the cool summer night. You wouldn't even know they were there if you didn't take a look, but even then these aren't your normal turds, they're truly stealth turds in that they don't take up half the bowl like the usual ugly massive poop nuggets. I mean, they even have the decency to look like something a normal human would lay. No muss, no fuss, no anal crucifixion, just flush and forget. Truly worthy of title of finest poop nuggets ever known to man. We salute your worthy sacrifices. *manly tear* --RadicalWhig 06:01, 14 February 2013 (UTC)

I'm not sure I share your love of the nugget. As the br, I've added some tell me if they help? --_K 23:37, 14 February 2013 (UTC)

Orgasmic. I'm nominating this for the best page ever in the history of pages ever. --RadicalWhig 23:45, 14 February 2013 (UTC)

I added some shit, if I haven't suggested any nominees, I don't know who to nominate. Thanks for your vigilant stalking. --_K 21:48, 15 February 2013 (UTC)

Hmm, a prize for the most lionish fox... I approve. It's a category that should be in every awards ceremony. ;) --  FOXLION    05:24, 16 February 2013 (UTC)

Alright, I'd like 4 more awards for an even 30. And some more nominations. --_K 14:27, 16 February 2013 (UTC)

Make that 3 awards more. --_K 14:32, 16 February 2013 (UTC)

• Lowest Price Per Night of Bunga-Bunga Award
• Most Likely To Be Elected To Be New Pope Award
• Best Marketing Potential As An Action Figure Award

-- Spiderzed█ 15:14, 16 February 2013 (UTC)

• Creamiest, Smoothest PooP Nuggets
• Best Xanax Lipitor Luxury Suites Hot Couples Viagra Make $10000 a Day From Your Home Call Today Cialis
• Most Knowledgeable about Everything in UD except How to Actually Play the Game
• Best Form and Poise when Window Diving
• Most Selfless Nomination of Yourself
• Best Tentacled, Blue-skinned, Triple-Titted Goddess of Chaos ever
• SMALLEST Ego
• POOP NUGGETS

--RadicalWhig 18:59, 16 February 2013 (UTC)