Cobra (group)

Cobra

We are going to do whatever the fuck we want.
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COBRA Abbreviation: None Group Numbers: less than 10 active Leadership: Sally A Summers Goals: Destroy GI Joe, Take over the World, Etc. Recruitment Policy: A guide on joining exists on our forum Contact: The talk page here or our forum C:\LOGIN COBRABBS USER:COBRACOMMANDER PASSWORD:SWORDFISH C:\REALLY LOGIN COBRABBS [Y/N]? 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Celebrating the latest adjustment to Cobra Command's Sprinkler system We are a loose affiliation of PKers who think that Cobra was cool as hell. We make no claim to actually BE Cobra as they were fictional (we'll leave that fantasy to the other lot), but none the less their bad-ass-itude translates well to PKing in the streets of this city. We have no agenda, we have no motives, we're just a band of PKers who kill for shits and giggles. Fuck politics, cause mayhem – it's what Cobra Commander / Serpentor * would want. * delete as applicable Everyone likes to be the lone madman, the crazy axe murdering night stalker, groups are usually kind of annoying. That is because they tell you to do stuff, stuff you don't want to do. Fuck that, I'm gonna do what I want to do and you can suck my balls. But then again, groups do have their perks, say a speedy revive or friends who share your interests (mainly killing people). This is why Bullgod originally decided to create this "group", and it's a fine tradition that we'll continue for a long time. If you ask for a revive (and you haven't been able to mooch a jab off a local survivor) you might hear a sympathetic reply from a fellow Cobra. The two of you may then want to team up for some fun and games – perhaps clean house on a Hospital or NT, or simply party at a local nightclub. Then again, you may just want someone to gloat to when you make three kills in a row. That's cool, we all know gloating is good. You don't have to do what the group wants to do unless it's what you want to do. You don't have to do what I tell you to do, nor what anyone else tells you to do. We have no time for autocratic jerks - when it comes to dealing with your fellow Cobras, it's better to check your ego at the door. After all, why waste time sniping at each other when there are plenty of juicy targets filling your local mall? What is Cobra? I thought I already fucking told you that... Cobra is a fictional group of terrorists in a 1980's series of comic books, cartoon shows, and a line of action figures that were enemies of the "good guys", GI Joe, who were about as trenchie as you can get. Cobra was constantly trying to achieve world domination, like any good evil organization should. What do you want? Why, to kill you of course. Really I cant make it any simpler than that. Maltie's Eleven Malton Murder Award Winner The contributions of Cobra (group) to the PKing industry earned them an award at the Maltie's Eleven Malton Murder Awards. Group kill counter PK Count Cobra has PKed 4207 people. Bounty Hunter List As special service for Malton's terrorist community, we maintain a public Bounty Hunter List. Feel free to use it to hunt down those pesky G.I. Joe types, or to report to us if you have run into one we haven't covered. Where exactly are you? Plotting your demise. What else would you expect from the likes of us? Anything else I need to know? We support all things Cobra related that are either cool or evil. Like those sweet cars, or the Cobra Kai karate dojo from that Karate Kid movie (fucking Ralph Macchio) and of course the actual snakes.