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Imagine: These guys | Imagine: These guys' sole raison d'etre is to maintain a PD 4 blocks away from a mall. Were never a zombie is seen. And yet, they are just one member short of being as successful as NWO.<br> | ||
And if that wasn't bad enough, they rhyme with "bonered". Hehe. Bonered. | And if that wasn't bad enough, they rhyme with "bonered". Hehe. Bonered. | ||
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==13 August 2013== | ==13 August 2013== | ||
[[File:Morbo.jpg|frame|right|'''PKER HUNTING DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!!!'''<br>News Anchor [[wikipedia:List_of_recurring_characters_in_Futurama#Morbo|Morbo]]'s analysis of the programme.<br>Thank you, Morbo.]] | |||
The Orders Stalker Program was established to weaken uncooperative PKing groups in Malton. This Program endorses players to stalk PKer groups and high profile killers. Sense PKer groups are constantly moving, this program exploits PKers inability to settle into suburbs without gaining infamy and forces organized PKing attacks to be cut short. | The Orders Stalker Program was established to weaken uncooperative PKing groups in Malton. This Program endorses players to stalk PKer groups and high profile killers. Sense PKer groups are constantly moving, this program exploits PKers inability to settle into suburbs without gaining infamy and forces organized PKing attacks to be cut short. | ||
To promote co-operation between Survivor groups, participants and their targets will be shown to the general public. | To promote co-operation between Survivor groups, participants and their targets will be shown to the general public. | ||
The program gets shortly afterwards dismantled. Stepping in front of the press, CyberOpposition delivered his most famous speech up to this day: | The program gets shortly afterwards dismantled. Stepping in front of the press, CyberOpposition delivered his most famous speech up to this day: | ||
{{cquote||yes, the stalked program was cancelled because there was no support from other groups.|[[User:CyberOpposition|CO]] on the reasoning behind the dismantling of the programme}} | {{cquote||yes, the stalked program was cancelled because there was no support from other groups.|[[User:CyberOpposition|CO]] on the reasoning behind the dismantling of the programme}} | ||
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Revision as of 17:09, 30 August 2013
14 March 2013
The Malton Globetrotters have taken it upon themselves to grief the NWO.
How dreadful.
Lost.
3 April 2013
NWO made it on the stats page. With this, they are rising to limelight, enjoying the same lofty position as such luminaries as Barnerd Way Police Department or CCPD Family. But only barely so. We will call it a Tie. |
17 April 2013
Support Division is being asked to tune their radios to 27.08 Mhz. 62% of them manage it, but 27% accidentally tune it instead to 27.80 Mhz, 10% drop the radio on their foot, and 1% fumble so hard with their receivers that they stab themselves an eye out.
Still, a partial success is a clear Tie.
26 April 2013
NWO introduces a ranking system. It turns out to not work so well as there are 16 ranks for 11 members. However, the agitated group quickly calms down, as a medal gets produced that every member is allowed to pin on their chest:
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Derp Award |
| This NWO member has been recognized for screwing something up. (It's funny now though) |
With the partial success, this is another Tie. Three ties in a row mark the beginning of what will later be referred to as The Golden Age of the NWO.
16 May 2013
NWO has established 3 Divisions that are now in Dulston, but with the suburb in disarray, the group has broken out into chaos with the arrival of Rogue Division. Rogue Division and Zombie Division has begun running rampant in Dulston after the group declared Dulstons new martial law. Dulston has fallen. Rogues Division is going to pull out of Dulston.
Obviously Lost despite having nothing to fight but ruins, truly a pitiful end to The Golden Age of NWO.
11 July 2013
NWO decides to go for something new and creative that no one else has tried before. They reclaim Blackmore NT and declare it theirs.. RRF in turn opens Blackmore NT and declares the buffet open.
Lost.
13 August 2013
News Anchor Morbo's analysis of the programme.
Thank you, Morbo.
The Orders Stalker Program was established to weaken uncooperative PKing groups in Malton. This Program endorses players to stalk PKer groups and high profile killers. Sense PKer groups are constantly moving, this program exploits PKers inability to settle into suburbs without gaining infamy and forces organized PKing attacks to be cut short. To promote co-operation between Survivor groups, participants and their targets will be shown to the general public.
The program gets shortly afterwards dismantled. Stepping in front of the press, CyberOpposition delivered his most famous speech up to this day:
| “ | yes, the stalked program was cancelled because there was no support from other groups. | ” |
—CO on the reasoning behind the dismantling of the programme | ||
| “ | You mean, I was, like, ogled by those Peeping Toms? By a whole crowd of them, like, three's a crowd? (giggles) That's cute. (winks and touches up her lips) | ” |
—Girl-on-the-street's Sally S. (19) from G., Moonlighting Valley Girl impression of the programme when asked about it by our reporter | ||
Lost.
