Ze Purists

Seeing as how no one in the group has created this page, I will attempt to offer some insight on Ze Purists to the best of my abilities as based on my recent encounters with many of this growing group.

Ze Purists appears to be a hardcore zombie group, seemingly all of which have exactly 22 levels, the maxed out zombie. Perfectly loyal and ruthless, this group is dangerous. All of them have brainrot. I am uncertain how the group's infrastructure is set up. Although at first they seemed to only talk in game when I wasn't looking, they have been able to mobilize with strategic timing at the drop of a hat. Their method of communication or otherwise relationship is unknown. There are currently 34 members, 10 of which have been seen in Lerwill Heights. These zombies also appear to know how to read.

How I came to meet Ze Purists:

When I first witnessed three of their members squatting in St. Wilibrord's hospital, Lerwil Heights, I thought to myself, "Wow, the only active zombies in the area. Survival here should be a cakewalk." I was wrong. In the following weeks I frequently visited the group and taunted them with playful smacks of my newspaper... or shotgun.... it was probably the shotgun they didn't like. I quickly began seeing other Ze Purists poping up all over the place.

I had been planning with the new survivor group in the area, LHDF, to take them out and reclaim the hospital. Ironically, Ze Purists attacked the day before. At the time, I foolishly slept in Columbanus hospital quite frequently, as it had become a hotspot for new player activity. Within an hour one early morning, everyone was injured and had been dragged outside. Among them, only I was slain. This was clearly a warning, however it would turn out to be merely a test of our forces.

The hospital recovered in the same day, spending away everyone's AP, and we went back to sleep in the hospital as if nothing had happened. After I updated the wiki on our success, I never expected disaster would strike once more. The next morning everyone was dead. Ze Purists were everywhere. I retreated to Sebright to talk with LHDF leaders and the last remanant of the Sebright group. We figured out a revive strategy and set a time to storm in and take back Columbanus. Having not realized it yet, I updated the wiki again, this time on building infrastructure. This probably tiped off the group, since we all woke up the next day with flesh rotting off our arms.

Being the last of the resistance, everyone just shambled down to the revive points and watched as the area crumbled to its knees.

Moral of the story, zombies hate shotguns.

If you are a zombie, and looking for a hardcore experience, join Ze Purists! (Assuming you can figure out how to contact them) Aaaand if you call within the next indefinite amount of time you will recieve... a free round of buckshot in your gut! Don't worry though, there are plently of tasty humans to eat, so come on down to 4 corners area and join Ze Purists. Blacjak 07:38, 22 May 2013 (BST)

It is now largely believed by locals that this is just a zerger Blacjak 15:56, 21 September 2013 (BST)