User:Steel Reserve

Scroll Wars is the best game ever!

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About me

I'm a dedicated zed, brain rot and all. I'll eat your face off (with a little mustard and relish, hur hur hur). I'll eat anyonyone's face off, be they soldier, necrotech scientist, or dickwad PKer. My heart swells with joy upon seeing a mob of zeds outside a shopping mall, as it means I'll soon be filling my diseased and rotted belly with more delicious BRAAAAAAAAINNNZZ!!!!!! I hate humans, and their goddamned projectile weapons. I'd prefer it if they got in my stomach with no resistance, but, if push comes to shove, I'll gladly fight to my last dying gasp, to stand victoriously over a freshly murdered corpse, and stuff my maggot-infested face once again.