User:Revenant/Duke D'oeuvre

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Testimonials

Duke D'oeuvre, you have been tried and convicted for biased PKing and The Diversity Council has issued a kill on site[sic] order for your punishment.

—I Kill Racists

someone finish this pking piece of shit off for me...I'm outta AP...

—Lucian Valarian

Mrh?

—KristiOTD

I happend to be online when it happend, and i took emidiate[sic] action against him, but he got away [...] and im[sic] very sorry i didnt[sic] kill him completely for the PK

—Lufttygger

[...] Mmm, these [scones] are delicious. Now about that dastardly deed against the Dame of the Dead. 'Twas not nice of you.

—Wyle E Coyote

Son of a bitch! [...]

—Che Yuri

Duke D'oeuvre is a PK, killing for Bounty [...]

—Sephirum

*dead*

—Sephirum, mere hours thereafter

Duke D'oeuvre's killing other humans. Get him!

—Yves Arbourcourt

offers me scones and ends up killing me.... that rat.... :D

—Allison Wolf

dastardly discursive dacnomaniac duke d'oeuvre did a despicable and deleterious deed this day in december. and i died and was defenestrated. :(

—Carbon Black

[...] But during my delirious state, I had a rather lucid dream. A serpent by the name of Duke D'oeuvre slithered out of a tree and stood before me as a man. He was dressed immaculately in a tri-quarter hat, a fine but tattered red coat with gold trimmings. Strangely, in spite of his title, he appeared to be a pirate. He whispered in my ear of things that caused me to become overwhelmed with desire. I would have swooned if I were not already taken with delirium. He offered me knowledge, power over others and scones. Graciously I accepted the scones, and sunk my teeth deep into the doughy and jam smeared bread. [...]

—Amber Waves of Pain

we';ve dealt with your kind before

—junkie512

I love making new friends.

—Nicholas Risto

Thanks for the scones Duke although it ended up causing somewhat of a moral delema[sic].

I just couldn't continue with the final blow, but alas you shot through before I could start the emergence first aid application. Perfectly understandable considering the circumstances :D

—EvilRed

No, no, fine... it's fine... I didn't want any of your smelly scones anyways.

—brian mercat

*brushes himself off* Thank you Sir! You have cured me of my alchol[sic] addiction! You are truly a saint! *bows*

—Shadowean

It would appear that Duke D'oeuvre prefers an aggressive competition. [...] It would also appear he studied at the Dick Dastardly school of contests and competitions.

—Akule

Duke D'oeuvre, what a pleasant surprise. :-) It is always nice to meet a person like yourself, a connoisseur of all things good and decent. So unlike the riff raff we see on the streets today.

—Wyle E Coyote

Speaking of deliciousness, I finally found Duke D'oeuvre. In a cinema, in the dark. I sat down next to him. He was injured, bleeding heavily. He leaned over in the darkness and whispered, "Did you remember to bring the tea?" before passing out. Delirium had overtaken the poor man [...]

—Amber Waves of Pain

Aw, how can I not report such a nice polite gentleman?

—Raharu

I now pronounce you the Duke of dirt. [...] because of your crimes I must kill you.

—Lunatoon

Mr. Duke.[sic] Lovely to see you again.

—Nicholas Risto

Did I mention Duke is quite possibly the coolest PKer ever? (Thanks for the scone by the way! :D)

—Allison Wolf

Mr.[sic] D'oeuvre it's time for you to take another nap ...

—Alex Andor

[...] it was quite a surprise considering I was going to dump you right outside the window.

—Alex Andor

[...] All I did wrong was claim Amber Waves of Pain in front of him.

—Vincent Childs

Very sloppy on my part.

—Nicholas Risto

Yes some of my colleagues can be crass, but did you really have to fill Nicholas full of shotgun pellets. *sighs* [...]

—The Blackness

Duke D'oeuvre killed me without provocation [...]

—richpickman

I also must admit, Duke, I've admired your work for some time. It would be an honor to shoot you.

—Saint Gambi

I've never heard of him...I mean, yea I'd tap that.

—Lemonhead7t7

Good evening, your grace! Allow me to illuminate this illustrious lair of lurid lucre and lavish languish upon your lordship!

—Strayla