Malton Medical Staff/MMS Staff Interviews Archive I
An archive of our old Interviews...
Interview with Nellie Harmon
Interviewed in January 2008
I am the Head Nurse at Eligius General Hospital. Well I have only held the position for about a week now so I am still adjusting to the role.
When I first arrived in Malton I fell in with Monde and he kinda showed my around. He was on his way back from an ambulance run and I joined him. I was looking for a place to go in Malton and I felt like this was a place I would fit in.
Not sure yet, but I will think of something. ;)
Well, thats a tough one. I would have to say the platypi that the guys made at St Ethelberts.
I am wearing a white nurse's uniform dress with platform boots. It is cut about like Ms Morg's with a white doctor's coat over it. Originally I lost a bet with Monde back in October and had to spend a month in it. The boots were a Christmas gift from Zombie Fetish. It took me a month to get the hang of them.
At least someone in town is still cracking jokes that aren't from Gallows Humor. There is a place to go where, usually, there is something more than survival.
Well the Pros are harder to define. Finding decent clothing would be a pro since there are fewer women in Malton than men. The Con I would have to say is being hit on by a lot of the guys in town.
Interview with Zombie Fetish
Interviewed in January 2008
I am currently (as of...a few days ago?) the Head Vice Nursey for St. Ethelberts Hospital.
My first days in Malton were very boring. I roamed around the burbs for a few days. I ended up in Heytown and I was being attacked by a zombie. I saw a hospital(Sixtus General Hospital) and entered. Upon entry I was quickly healed and GreenWing welcomed me. The group were the chattiest lot I had ever run into! I asked to join and I was given a trial run. I became a full fledged member after Ms. Morg threw her Rosary beads at me.
I cant do much as of now since Im saving my energy for cading, killing, dumping, and healing...but after that comes partying, so I will make the announcement during a game of Strip Twister by placing "ZF is now Head Nurse" on the color circles...hopefully that wont be too much of a distraction.
I wear a zombie mask, a Santa hat, black jacket, black skirt, and black shirt. My clothes are spattered with blood and a bit torn, but Im used to it. Oh and I also wear 5 1/2 inch platform boots. They are sexy, and I kick ass better. A platform boot to the face would surely break it! I also wear a collar with a broken chain dangling from it because before the outbreak I served as a slave.
I have witnessed many strange things, from kidney tossing, to multicolored animals, to dumping ice cream on parrots, so it would be difficult to just choose one.
Do they ever! I'd say almost everybody in the MMS has a pet thanks to Sunflower. I have a few myself. An octopuss named Olli who came from the sewers and is very fond of Sunflower's neck, a black pug named Bela who found me in the park when I was zombified and wouldnt stop following me, and a deer that fits in the palm of your hand named Swan...after the unofficial leader of The Warrior's. Swan was given to me as a gift from Sunflower.
Pro's are, since you are a woman, you can easily obtain certain materialistic items from men such as jewelery, clothes, and even acid spitting platypi. If you give someone an order, and they dont listen, you can always kick them in the face with your platforms, step on their feet with your stiletto's or just throw a shoe at them. Another pro is that women are often complimented in Malton, which boosts their ego and makes them feel better about themselves.
The only Con I can think of is being inappropriately groped or worse by a drunk or a jerk off who will pay dearly if they show their face again...a shotgun is very unforgiving.
Oh! And another Pro I can think of is if a woman is attacked or groped by a jerk, all her mates will happily and vengefully go after that person, making their lives a living hell!
Interview with Theresa Evermoore
Interviewed in January 2008
I am a Malton Medical Staff nurse and an Eyeball Specialist. I suppose sometimes I double as hospital security as well. I believe strongly in the Hippocratic oath, even though I pack shotguns alongside my first aid kits. I'm quite pleased with my position here at the hospital, St. Ethelbert's is a great place to work. The only bummer is that sometimes we get patients without a sense of humor.
In my very early days in Malton, I had no idea what I was doing, and I was completely lost on the streets. Every building I passed by had been barricaded so heavily that I could not enter. After I spent my first night on the streets (and survived, surprisingly enough), I was jumped by an active zed. He/She/It chased me through Roftwood until I ended up at St. Ethelbert's hospital. The cades were low enough for survivors to enter, and the people operating the hospital were very hospitable and talkative. After a few days of hanging around St. Ethelbert's and slowly leveling up, I had made friends with several of the staff. It was then that I asked if I could be inducted in the ranks, and Morgueasm made me an official nurse-in-training.
A six month old baby installing and fueling up a portable generator in the hospital. I know we all gotta pull our own weight, but that generator had to be at least 10 times heavier than that baby girl. Oh, and recently I was lucky enough to witness a lab monkey putting the business end of a shotgun to group of zombies with surgical precision. That time ZF kept whacking poor P Fletcher on the head with an empty tray counts as pretty strange too.
I keep a contingency of emergency kiwi birds on me at all times. I wouldn't call them pets, per se, but survivors and zeds both react amicably when they get cute little kiwi birds thrown at them. I find them in the factory next door to St. Ethelbert's Hospital. I wonder what they were manufacturing there prior to the outbreak...
Humor and helpfulness still exists in Malton. I've even seen violent zeds reform their naughty ways so they could come and be in the warm company of pretty young nurses. Sometimes it's easy to forget that there's legions of hungry zombies out there wanting to munch on us, all because of the great atmosphere that the MMS puts on.
A burgundy camisole and boyshorts. It's almost bedtime! Should I put on my nurse's cap?
Well first of all, the fellas, for as much as I love them, just can't fill a pvc nurse's gown quite like us ladies. Fighting zeds, healing survivors, and looking great while we do it. And though I like being showered with attention, it can be annoying to fend off a guy's flirty advances when I'm busy wheeling empty gurneys to the rapidly collapsing barricades. But you have to take the good with the bad, we are the hottest nurses in Malton, afterall! Check out our calendar. *winks*
Interview with Ms. Morg
Interviewed in July 2007
I'm the Head Nurse, of course, and you can take that any way you like.
I stumbled in and Green was quick to show me around, I didn't just want to be the damsel in distress, so I started working hard to heal people. I remember it was a chaotic night, probably in the middle of a break-in, and Green appointed me Head Nurse. Why not?
I like making things stiff.
Confetti and Gymnastics! Always!
There was that one time Green asked me to dilute some rubbing alcohol with fruit juice. Did I put that in an IV though? After ingesting that, how would I ever remember anything ever again? Quite recently, we did put Champagne in the IVs. You get drunk your way, we'll get drunk our way.
I wear a white, low-cut, PVC nurse's dress. My other clothes just got so bloody and Green picked it up for me on one of his mall runs. He says it's handy because it's wipe-clean, I suspect there's more to it than that! ;)
I'm surrounded every day by strong men with axes and guns, what is there NOT to like?
The Mall Tour had some very dark times. I've never been through a siege before, and it just seemed hopeless when half of us were dead or dying and without FAKs. I think I (along with the rest of the staff, patients, fans) have learned a lot from that experience.
That's a difficult pick! We have too much fun!
Come and visit me sometime! I'm always available.. xoxo
