User:Seren/Sandbox

The Clandestine Sect of the Celestial Teapot

The Clandestine Sect of the Celestial Teapot Abbreviation CSCT Group Numbers A closely guarded secret Leadership A closely guarded secret Goals A closely guarded secret Recruitment Policy A closely guarded secret Contact Extremely Difficult Surreptitious Teakettles Seren and Altair bid you welcome and invite you to prove us wrong. A message from Seren It is a strange era when fish can save the world, and geese can end it. We are well past the proverbial handbasket. Pervasive death... it tastes like orange zest, and smells like bubblegum. Yet, steal the feather of Icarus and meander along as if a prolific permanganate. Here we are, and here we remain, at risk of imminent explosion. And for those who seek a more obtuse itinerary: a million curses of dead, rotten fish! You ask "What is life?" That is the same as asking "What is a carrot?" A carrot is a carrot and we know nothing more. A message from Altair Has been intentionally left blank.