User:SirArgo

KUND-TV SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

SEPT. 12 - ISCARIOT HAS RETURNED, GIVING AN EXPLANATION FOR WHY THE CURRENT EVENTS ARE OCCURING IN SUCH A MANNER. THE IMPROVED DRAMARIA-STUPIDIOMETER (IDSM) HAS BEEN REINSTATED TO A QUANTIFIABLE LEVEL.

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Improved
Dramaria-stupidiometer
	Kevan has seized full control of the wiki. Expect few updates. Users are bored.
	No Drama/Stupidity. Users are safe.
	Normal Drama/Stupidity. Users are relatively safe.
	Iscariot's return. Users are on notice.
	Unbearable Drama/Stupidity Levels. Users are in severe danger.

WARNING: WIKI DRAMA AND STUPIDITY AT ELEVATED LEVELS.
WIKI ANTI-DRAMA SYSTEM IS STRAINED.

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*****EVACUATION CANCELED*****
IMMEDIATE EVACUATION IS RECOMMENDED HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. NO ONE AND NO PAGES ARE SAFE.

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THE ORDER OF EVACUATION IS AS FOLLOWS:

KEVAN, BUREAUCRATS, AUTO-CONFIRMED USERS, SYSOPS, UNCONFIRMED USERS, ANONYMOUS IPS

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THE DESIGNATED SAFEHOUSE IS WOOKIPEDIA. UPON ARRIVAL, THE UD EVACUEES WILL MEET UP TO DISCUSS FURTHER ACTIONS.