KUND-TV SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
SEPT. 12 - ISCARIOT HAS RETURNED, GIVING AN EXPLANATION FOR WHY THE CURRENT EVENTS ARE OCCURING IN SUCH A MANNER. THE IMPROVED DRAMARIA-STUPIDIOMETER (IDSM) HAS BEEN REINSTATED TO A QUANTIFIABLE LEVEL.
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Kevan has seized full control of the wiki. Expect few updates. Users are bored.
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No Drama/Stupidity. Users are safe.
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Normal Drama/Stupidity. Users are relatively safe.
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Iscariot's return. Users are on notice.
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Unbearable Drama/Stupidity Levels. Users are in severe danger.
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WARNING: WIKI DRAMA AND STUPIDITY AT ELEVATED LEVELS.
WIKI ANTI-DRAMA SYSTEM IS UNDER REPAIR.
*****EVACUATION CANCELED*****
IMMEDIATE EVACUATION IS RECOMMENDED HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. NO ONE AND NO PAGES ARE SAFE.
THE ORDER OF EVACUATION IS AS FOLLOWS:
KEVAN, BUREAUCRATS, AUTO-CONFIRMED USERS, SYSOPS, UNCONFIRMED USERS, ANONYMOUS IPS
THE DESIGNATED SAFEHOUSE IS WOOKIPEDIA. UPON ARRIVAL, THE UD EVACUEES WILL MEET UP TO DISCUSS FURTHER ACTIONS.