Bonertag

A touching story of two men with nowhere left to turn. A story of self discovery and emotion, ending with an old Sergeant laying his erect phallus on his squad member's outstretched palm.... "Tag! You're it!"

Bonertag
Abbreviation:	Btag
Group Numbers:	MORE THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE (i.e., 2)
Leadership:	Sergeant Bobbo
Goals:	Cleanse the air
Recruitment Policy:	Destroy a radio, give us a shout
Contact:	Try the talk page...

Bonertag is an organisation, based in Pitneybank, devoted to one thing:

SHUTTING UP IDIOTS ON THE RADIO. Jesus, people. No-one honestly cares about your stupid radio broadcast, or you singing a song, or praising some Indian God. YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS. Especially the Trenchcoaters. You are so stupid, in fact, that Bonertag believes none of you should have radio access at all. Therefore, our primary mission is to smash radios. We do it for your own good.

Bonertag rules:

• We never attack someone who has not attacked a member of Bonertag first. When someone does, we kill them three times for every time they have killed one of us. This rule may be waived in the face of particularly persistent radio spammers or unbearable trenchcoating idiots (I'm looking at you, CoolDude7Up.)
• Never smash a generator. WE DO NOT SMASH GENERATORS AND NEVER HAVE, EVEN ONCE. IDIOTS.
• When a siege of the suburb is going on, we help out.

Current members (and records):

• Sergeant Bobbo - 5 radios downed in one day (all four corners of Giddings, Morrish NT building) - set 14th September 2009.
• Slick Phox - 4 radios downed in one day (one corner of Giddings, both Auto Repairs, Morrish NT building) - set 11th September 2009.

Application to join: Brave, radio-smashing warriors are always welcome. Put something on the talk page, or find one of us in game. Our HQ is the Cabbell Lane School in Pitneybank, and where we sleep most nights. Please drop us a line there!

Our KOS/revenge list - (notation - first number is amount of times killed a Bonertag member, second number is amount of times killed by Bonertag member)

• CoolDude7up - 1/1
• Drago Stryker - 2/1 (You gon' git got, sucka)
• Johnny HeartThrob - 1/1
• Mephisto Trapezoid - 3/7 (poor schmuck, he should really learn to not sleep in Giddings every day)
• Mister Lotto - 1/0

	Fuck 'Sacred Ground' Policy!
	This User or Group couldn't give a shit about Sacred Ground Policy & acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered fair game for evil fuckers.