K is for Komedy
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| 'K is for Komedy' | |
| File:Komedian.gif | |
| Abbreviation: | K |
| Group Numbers: | 1 |
| Leadership: | Manbagz[1] |
| Goals: | Murderism, some mercenary work, freelancing for the man. The smoking of fine Havana cigars. |
| Recruitment Policy: | You need a clown mask (or a puppet or skull mask: see Pantomime ←), a white long-sleeved shirt and a black tailored suit first off. Black raincoat is optional. Get some good shoes as well, black leather. A cellphone is essential if you want to coordinate kills, or run a Komedy campaign. A GPS locator makes life easier. Guns, knives, fuel cans, flares, lengths of lead piping and baseballs bats are the weapons of choice. After that, tendencies towards anarchy (the bad kind, not mutualism or anything politically effective), apocalyptic visions that lead to splitting migraines, blackouts and insomnia, and not being squeamish when it comes to killing random people for absolutely no discernible reason usually set you up right for being a Komedian. Grudge matches are always fun, as are duels and competitive killfests with other PKers. A quick note on the making of contacts: K operates a strict blacklist, whitelist and grey area policy. Blacklisting is for keeping track of kills, both for kudos and because often the dead come back looking for a little vengeance, and you need to keep an eye out for that. Greylisting is for people a Komedian is either dubious about for some reason, wants to kill, or almost killed but action point deficiency prevented them from finishing the work. Whitelist is for other Puppets, Klowns or emergency room Surgeons. That's it. There's no punchline. |
| Contact: | Get a mask, etc as above. Text Manbagz [2], Coordinates will be sent and an agent will meet you in character to discuss your joining the pantomime. Notes: Not for the dilettante PKer, this group. A komedian gets marked KOS many times in their game-lives. We keep moving, and make our home on the borders where there is most trouble with zeds. K is for Kamikaze as well. |
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K is for Komedy
It's pantomime season, which means all bets are off.
--Ma'nbagz 03:01, 18 December 2009 (UTC)
