User:DevOhm/Great Eastside RP Cleanup
In celebration of the New Year, the Big Prick bring you the
Who
The Big Prick is a reviver group dedicated to bringing the gift of life to all who desire it (and some who don't!) and we're calling all dedicated revivers, part-time NecroTechnicians, and anyone who can hold a needle to join us in a grand New Year jaunt through the embattled east of Malton to clear out them revive queues.
The following groups or individuals are taking part in the GREAT EASTSIDE RP CLEANUP:
What
This will be a systematic RP circuit, and it works like this: Go to the first RP on the list. If there are any mrh cows waiting for a revive, stick as many as you can, then find shelter. If the RP is clear, go on ahead to the next one. If you die along the way, lurch on over to one of the future RPs – you're bound to get a needle soon enough!
When
The GREAT EASTSIDE RP CLEANUP will be taking place January 17th through February 14th, so stock up on needles while you can!
Where
This is an ordered list by suburb of all the RPs that will be serviced by the GREAT EASTSIDE RP CLEANUP. Start at the top and work your way through. If you come in late, don't worry – there are bound to be some leftovers afterwards!
Why
Things have been looking pretty messy in the east for a while, and when a 'burb goes red you're always bound to find revive points stuffed with the survivors that were killed to get it there. What's more, when you've got a huge block of red like that, it's hard to get needles all the way to the inside, so RP queues can last days or even weeks. Also, if you check the stats page, human numbers have fallen somewhat compared to zombies. The GREAT EASTSIDE RP CLEANUP seeks to revitalize the human population with freshly-revived survivors, fix up the east a bit and get it on the road to recovery, and also provide a fun event for lots of survivors in Malton to rally around. Consider it an anti-Big Bash.
How
Traveling in red and ruined suburbs ain't easy. We suggest you check out HIPS and rat tactics for a sense of how to comport yourself when the dead outnumber the living.
