User:MaulMachine

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Zombie Spy MaulMachine may or may not be a zombie spy.

REPENT! This user helped crucify Amazing.

Wikipendence Day – June 9, 2006 This user honors the sacrifice of the moderators and innocent wiki citizens that led to Amazing getting banned.

PK-Day Remember that 6/6/6 was Pk-day!

American This user is American.

Petrosexual This user is a Petrosexual.

Hypnotoad All glory to the Hypnotoad!

B-A-N-A-N-A-Z! This user knows exactly what to do with a banana.

Dissolved This group has been officially dissolved by the leader.

Gold in the Basket Supporter This user or group believes that if Amazing does in fact put the gold in the basket that this situation can be resolved.

Malton Neighborhood Watch This group or user is too stoned to support the Malton Neighborhood Watch.

LCD is a proud member of the Liberation of Crossman Department.

MISCONBITRATION GOMG MOD CABOOSE!!!!

Amazing in a Dress

This User believes that Amazing looks better in a dress.

Well armed and constantly vigilant, he is the last of the three main fighters of the old Crossman Defence force. After growing disgusted at the putrid, backstabbing politics and mindless leadership of the CDF, he led the popular desertion from their ranks. Now alligient to the LCD, he has moved his troops to Rhodenbank, to help draw PKers and zombies away from his usual home base. He has ascended to the rank of Second in command of the Liberation of Crossman Department gang, and is the chief field commander of said gang. He wants only to lead his troops into battle, but can be conservative in his tactics.

As the most experienced member of the LCDs, he has often been seen leading personal charges into fights, though his tactics and rational decisions often draw his allies' ire.

I grow weary of my immortal, all powerful shell, so I have started an alt...http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=349898 Brain Rot is teh gogo.

Info: Sure

Age: 22

Location: NY

Job: Student

Car: Subaru. Heated seats, AWD, and extended trunk FTW

Idol: Al Reddig

Hero: Whoever discovered Nacho cheese was good with diced red peppers

Favorite musician: Armin van Buuren

	Troll-B-Gon ©
	This User uses Troll-B-Gon © to eradicate pests!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about MaulMachine!

1. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than MaulMachine.
2. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in MaulMachine.
3. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink MaulMachine.
4. Some hotels in Las Vegas have MaulMachine floating in their swimming pools!
5. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten MaulMachine.
6. US gold coins used to say 'In MaulMachine we trust'.
7. MaulMachine was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
8. Some birds use MaulMachine to orientate themselves during migration!
9. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and MaulMachine would be as small as a pea!
10. Over 46,000 pieces of MaulMachine float on every square mile of ocean.

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	Winner!
	This user entered an amazing story in Rosslessness' Story Competition, and is probably off improving the wiki as we speak!

	Best In Show!
	This user entered an amazing story in Rosslessness' Story Competition, which was one of the shortlisted best entries

	The Champion
	This user entered an amazing story in Rosslessness Story Competition, and amazingly walked away with the prize for Best Story!