Urbandead Profile: Rufus Vanzant
Group Affiliation: DSS
Joined: Aug. 12th, 2008
Phone Number: 227-0220
Useless Experience: 
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"Rufus Vanzant"
- Real Name: Rufus Vanzant
- Date of Birth: October 23, 1984
- Place of Birth: Kevan River City
- Gender: Male
- Race: Zombie
- Nationality: German
"Can you read between the lines? Or are you stuck in black and white? Hope I'm on the list of people that you hate. It's time you met the monster that you have helped create."
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This is my story:
'Went Zombie' in an attempt to win over a cute girl with a short-lived zombie fixation(it is never a good idea to make life decisions with a hard on and tequila). Now, the unemployed/undead oaf spends his days doing odd jobs to pay the rent. Rufus hails from Kevan River City, a rabidly anti-zombie community, so he has been forced to hide his condition from his parents (especially his father). Due to his zombie-ism, Rufus is frequently losing body parts to decay, forcing him to find replacements at local flea markets. Rufus has recently shown a desire to eat brains due to his new nature.
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