Halloween 2010

Halloween Foolishness The Trick and Treat Residents of South Blythville awoke this morning to a most alarming and silly development. The suburb has been transformed into a Halloween-themed wonderland. Locals report that much of the suburb has been tagged with spooky names causing many to wonder who or what is behind the chilling and absurd metamorphosis. Public reaction has been mixed and wide ranging. The Sweet and Spooky Deets Residents Shocked "I was shocked! I mean look at me...I saw it this morning and I still have this expression on my face...I mean, what the fuck?! I got a meeting with the Assistant Regional Manager of Pylon Development later today; what am I supposed to do about this? Damn Will Marshall, I bet he and his brats did this. Those people have too much time on their hands!" Residents Scared Scaredandangry Pumpkin, spokesperson for the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Pumpkins commented, "This is a tough time of year for Pumpkin-Americans, any abrupt changes in the patch is gonna raise anxiety levels. We just hope this doesn't provoke the locals into increased anti-gourd activities. We're asking folks to report anything suspicious to authorities - catapults, trebuchets, ballistas, air cannons, that sort of thing. We don't want any trouble. Remember kids: Only punks punkin' chuck." Residents Bored and Horny "How has this affected us? Well, we're still bored and horny, if that's what you mean. *points up* Yeah, you've seen the pics. I don't think this is gonna help much." Gingerbread Men Robbed This idea was inspired by the Gingerbread Men/Candyland event.