RRF/Malton Herald & Sun/Text/Prop10

Let me ask you some questions survivors.

When was the last time you saw the sun?

When was the last time you saw an actual tree?

As I sit here in Ridleybank, looking around our perfect suburb, with the sunlight coming through our pristine trees, I am reminded exactly what makes our perfect zombie society so great.

Freedom. Fresh air. Humans roasting slowly outside on a spit.

And we want to share those experiences with all of you. We want all of you to experience the simple joys in life, joys that we, and our human slaves, take for granted everyday.

You do not have to live in the darkness. You do not have to live in fear

Come to Ridleybank, and join our perfect society, where zombies and humans live together in perfect harmony.

Do you not owe it to yourself to be happy Malton?

-Speaker for the Undead