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Is your family prepared when inclement weather and roving RRF death squads strike your suburb? How do you know your loved ones are safe? With the Ridleybank Resistance Front's ZomboTracker, not only will you receive up-to-the-minute weather reports, but you will also get the latest horde locations as well as school and work closures in your suburb. We bring the information to you so you can decide how to spend those precious final minutes with your loved ones.
With Live, 3D Super Zambah Doppler, we can not only tell when zambah horde attacks are imminent, but we can also see individual break-ins on safehouses in your area. That is cutting-edge information that no other station can provide. No longer will you have to wonder if grandma is dying a slow, painful death from infection. Now, with ZomboTracker, you will know the exact minute when RRF zombies break into her safehouse and drag her away screaming into the night. Now, that is information that can help your family sleep safe at night.
Tired of deciding what deathtrap is best for your family? With Live, Super Horde Targeter, in-depth, seasonal averages on what buildings offer the best possible chance for a painless release from life can be at your fingertips. Finally, no more guessing on which local hospital or police station provides the fastest time-to-death. Now, with ZomboTargeter, you will know, and that is information that can keep your family one step ahead of your neighbors in the race-to-death. This is our commitment to you, and we will continue to be at the forefront of weather and human-killing technology to keep you, our human friends in Malton, one step ahead of the storm.
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