User:Kirsty cotton/merchandise

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Price: Your Life
Details: This classic collector's plate is not available is stores. It has been handcrafted by Cobra employees in [location redacted]. Every plate is made of natural materials and crafted to last. Cobra testers work hard breaking plates over the heads of Joes to ensure every plate lives up to the Cobra name.


This is a limited-edition special collector's plate. Hurry while supplies last!!
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Price: Priceless
Details: That's right!! All of Kirsty Cotton's Greatest Hits in one 2-disc set. Perfect music for killing Joes. All songs are Cobra approved and contain a minimal of subliminal messages. As a special bonus the first hundred lucky customers receive a free puzzle box!


This item is currently in Pre-Order only.