Anti Anti-Zombie Squad
For the group this group is attacking, see Anti-Zombie Squad.
We are also known as the AAZS, and those "Really true and honest law abiding and mild tempered citizens of Malton against trenchies".
A short-winded and very to the point explanation of who we are is immediately below. However, if you are allergic to tl;dr or not in a hurry, please don't skip down to anywhere as our description is to the point and lacking of any unnecessary furry fandom and/or roleplaying about a game that consists majorly of clicking buttons on a web browser.
”Who are you guys?”
We are the AAZS, it is explained right above.
Endful To The Point Philosophization
We are against the Tequila and Pie policy of the AZS, which are two substances that cause a plethora of problems and corrupt our youth, to which we answer with our own Orange Juice and Fruit Pie policy. To further display the inherent advantage of our policy here is a list of side effects Tequila and Pie WILL cause to the average adult:
1. Alcoholism, a disabling addictive disorder caused by abuse of alcoholic substances, although AZS members are too young to drink anyway, fantasizing about one day growing into an adult while idolizing such a bad habit, dreaming about having long nights with Tequila and cheap Mexican girls which is never going to happen, the reason why is stated right below.
2. Erectile Dysfunction, caused by alcohol, say goodbye to good ol' Willy down there and cry over your keyboard, no amount of revivification syringes is going to bring him back to life and you have effectively brain rotted him. Erectile dysfunction causes unnecessary fits of rage, not to be confused with Asperger rage.
3. Diabetes, wanna lose a limb or two when you turn 40? Then eating endless supplies of pie is for you, another inherent disadvantage of the Tequila and Pie policy, pray Kevan adds insulin syringes in a future update or you are effectively screwed, both ingame and irl.
4. Heart attack, you won't be able to add this pesky little muscle in the Rogues Gallery once it pks you.
5. Liver Failure, turns your eyelids yellow OMG much like an anime character and also kills you, so be sure to enjoy that one last cosplay dear AZS member.
6. Stroke you can then be just like Stephen Hawking. Famous around the globe, respected, having your name written with golden letters on the Book of Mankind History plus being able to at least move one finger so that you can play urban dead and pleasure the ladies at the same time? Yes please.
VITAL FACTOIDS about the Anti Anti-Zombie Squad
1. Move to West Grayside and put AAZS in your group tag.
2. Kill Anti-Zombie Squad members, especially those that have a bounty on them, be sure to check their Rogue's Gallery profile.
3. Are all Anti-Zombie Squad members dead? If no GOTO 2.
4. GOTO 2
How to join the AAZS
The only thing we have in common with the AZS is the simplicity and straight forwardness of our group's operational style. First you must locate our forums, a link is not provided to prevent espionage, so consider finding our forum in the intrawebz your initiation challenge.
The first set of prerequisites is having a standing Survivor character with Brain Rot. Having Brain Rot will protect against catching dangerous diseases of the mind such as asperger's, asperger infection is currently not in the game mechanics but one cannot be cautious enough. Your character must have died exactly, no more and no less, than three times, the second of which must have occurred during a rainy Friday afternoon. You must provide timestamped proof of each and every one of your deaths, the first should be uploaded via screengrab, the second through ImageShack, and the third must be an image created solely of ASCII characters using the Vi text editor.
Each of the provided screenshots is going to be inspected by a three man committee of AAZS members, each individually elected by the base of our faction, with declining veto rights, so for example the first elected member of the first committee has a veto vote of 3 value, the second has a value of 2 and so forth, the only exception is that the values of the veto rights of the second committee follow the Fibonacci code to further simplify the process and the third committee's veto values consist solely of variations of the pi number.
Should the value of positive votes be greater than the value of veto votes, congratulations, you can now sign up and create an account, but not log into our forums. A minimum of 3 months long registration is required before you can actually log in, during that time you are obliged to file a daily report of your everyday IRL activities, we want to know who you talk to, where you spend your time in, what type of underwear you fancy, we want to know when you pee and when you don't, and if you don't why don't you, do you have some dangerous infection that could jeopardize our whole operation, a perhaps comfortable excuse to not log in the game and contribute to our just cause? Fuck no sir. Forget about it.
The Ultimatum
We of the AAZS will continue our course of action until the AZS rage quit out of West Grayside, the historical motherland of our group, thus admitting defeat, it is as simple as that.
UPDATE: No more than 12 hours have passed since the declaration of our first Ultimanatum and the AZS have been forced out of Grayside completely as our scouts inform us. This means that we have won the Urban Dead forever.
As our first goal was so easily accomplished, we declare yet another Ultimanatum against the AZS:
Remove "Anti-Zombie Squad" from your group tag. Every character with "Anti-Zombie Squad" in his group tag is considered KOS, every other survivor in the same building with an AZS member is effectively considered their accomplice and is to be disposed of on sight.
Pogroms Against The AZS
A list with all of our faction's victories against the AZS.
The 1st Pogrom: Night of the Firefighter
Location: West Grayside.
Operation Time Span: 2 hours.
Results: The results of our first fiery march are 9 dead AZS members in the time span of 2 hours. The Anti-Zombie Squad were forced out of Grayside completely.
KIA: johnnyrichter, NoxiousWeed, xoxx (lol you should see him running and trying to hide), Otterslayer, Cadmus, TibbarRm, Barbour, passongo, Smades, fullcircle near death and Penguinpyro injured. Who knows? If their leader had not been incompetent, not wasting his time writing on a wiki and had warned them to leave West Grayside forever as demanded by the Great AAZS, today they would still be with us. They are alive in our hearts though.
Otterslayer, who thought it was a good idea to idly stand up and wait for a revive at Herrick Walk after being killed by the AAZS, received a headshot as well by a renegade AAZS member patrolling the area. Marvelous.
Also for the record all glorious AAZS seem to have been level 1 firefighters randomly barging in buildings and killing AZS members. This is because we here at the AAZS are avid enthusiasts of the firefighter profession, firefighters are Americas true heroes they helped during 9/11, it is no wonder they helped again tonight so that we can finally rid Malton of the AZS.
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