The Jack

WE MAKE THE ZERGS LAUGH BEFORE THEY CAN ZERG YOU!

We are a collective of several different group appendages attached to the body of the most easily triggered, and hilarious, survivor/zombie (BOTH!) group ever in Malton.

Allies:

-Horde supports The Jack and has joined its ranks. (Please sign your comment)

-Cool ranch doritos are necessary to the continued operation of The Jack.

-Zergs support The Jack all the way!

-More to follow

After reading the recent ninja vandalism changes to this page an executive decisions has been made

We will be recreating those unsolicited edits on our DISCUSSION PAGE

*WE WHOLEHEARTEDLY ENCOURAGE ALL RESPONSES/FEEDBACK, POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE, TO CONTINUE HERE: -----> [1]

*ALL SOUR GRAPES COMMENTS CAN BE POSTED HERE:-----> [2]

They will be kept, unchanged, for posterity

WE DO SO LOVE THE ATTENTION! PLEASE GOD PAY ATTENTION TO US! IT'S ALL WE HAVE IN THE WORLD!

With all that being said, we leave you with this simple message:

THE JACK MAY JOKE. BUT WE ONLY PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND DON'T GO OUTSIDE.

A message from our awe-inspiring overlord, who apparently is as prolific at editing on here as they are in game:

• Step 1: Take deep breaths. Its a game kid. Just accept that you're not good at it no matter how much you cheat. Which leads us to our second step.
• Step 2: Stop crying. Get a life. Make a friend. Maybe you could start writing to an inmate in prison.Whatever it takes so that you aren't so needy for attention. Which leads us to our third step.
• Step 3: Quit being a creepy weirdo on the wiki. Stop trying to associate everything you don't like with a single person to vent your anger on. You are pathetic and acting out just makes you a bigger target.

Regardless, it is easy to see that my winning so much has caused this reaction from you. Your hate appears to be a bitter taste that you cannot assuage. To me it is quite the opposite. Delicious in flavor, but oh so short lived, like Fruit Stripe gum, because I dominate you so easily each time. And so I will continue to take your little precious wiki page away from you. I will continue to edit erase you from existence, because you aren't truly memorable anyway. And while some innocents may inadvertantly get caught in the crossfire, and have long term negative perceptions about me and my own actions, such is the cost I choose to pay for necessity sake. After all...it's just a game kid. :P

XXOO Snack Strong