Mad Craskers/Members

Founded by five members in September of 2006, the Mad Craskers numbered over 50 members at their peak. Although a quite few members have timed out and are no longer active, including the founder, we still have approximately a dozen dedicated players at any time.

Membership Facts

We represent eight countries including Australia, Austria, Canada, Honduras, the Netherlands, Portugal, the United Kingdom and the United States.

Who we are and what we drink!

Lt Gunn: Drinks anything you put in front of him.

P Jack: Likes a variety of beers, but will choose Scottish ale over all others. Despises hefeweizen.

Avilla Pulse: Prefers ales.

Astrill: Tends to shy away from beer, but will drink microbrews.

Biggest Dave: He's not biggest for nothing. Drinks the thickest and heaviest around.

Cameryn Sordino: Little is known of drinking habits; only drinks beer hidden in brown bags.

Queasor: A potent mixture of gasoline and turpentine…helps to keep the brain rot in check.

Ericco Malatesta: Actually straightedge, and doesn't drink a drop of the liquid death, but enjoys a good orange smoothie served out of a zombie's foot.

Mindcircus: Easily talked into doing keg stands or funnels.

etimS: Prefers pure, filtered water. In absence of that, he'll take drippings of automobile oil tanks.

prigari: Has a soft spot for Sacramental wine.

JimmyBonez: He sells porn.

Hooded Figure: Enjoys a cold glass of Rose or a proper Guinness.

Tsalagi: Enjoys vodka or lighter fluid -- whichever is convenient.

Winston Cthulhu: As a doctor, he prefers 80-proof alcohol as a drink, sterilizer and anesthetic.

Hellsing Agent: Can hold his liquor, yet he only likes red wine and rum.

Max O Verdrive: Drinks bourbon with Coke on the side.

Leonor: She drinks as dry a martini as you can get.

Auguste Rodin: Like all European artists and their namesakes, he sips a 2-fingers high glass of absinthe, the essence of wormwood.

aRice: Drinks anything as long as it's imported.

Doc'Oc: For most good times, he likes a Dirty Apple -- creamy, frothy Guinness on top of a rich, delicious Strongbow Cider. If he needs to get drunk, the simple and effective Long Island Ice Tea is really affordable during Applebee's Happy Hour.

MC Lubu: Usually goes with a fine Hiroshima sake.

likethiskids: Drinks aged wine and strong vodka; dislikes long walks on the beach.

Lady 3Jane: With a perfect nose and a Halston dress, you’ll buy her any drink she wants.

RogueRisker: Drinks either a 16-y.o. Lagavulin or Chimay Grande Reserve (or Chimay Magnum).

con sumers: All about the Baileys and coffee. If he's going to be liquored up, he might as well be caffeinated to offset the drowsiness.

Colors: Drinks whatever she can gets handed to her or whatever she can find.

h4x0r541: Spends most of his time drinking a highly caffeinated mixture of whatever he finds in the local Starbucks.

pantsfire: Enjoys straight up vodka, preferably drunk in the comfort of a logging cabin in the heart of Russia.

FireElb: Satisfied with several pints of cooled lager. For breakfast.

KelsonHaldane: Beware, windmills! Zeds look a lot like windmills... A good mead or bourbon.

Ben Vreeland: Prefers scotch on ice. Luckily, the Craskers have an ice machine.

Daemoro: Drinks Kentucky bourbon in a clean glass at room temp. (Bulliett is his current favorite.)

Voreyna: Drinks margaritas by the blender-full.

Joseph Raimi: Is British, and patiently waits for the day he can loot a mall for tea.

oldspanky: Drinks homemade Swedish Glogg and beer...lots and lots of beer.

deadwings112: Generally avoids alcohol due to a preference/strong addiction to caffeine.

ralfyman:

Evil Olaf: He's red except for the sunglasses... the red ones are on order.

Post recon: Usually drinks very a strong cup of coffee to wake himself up after a long nap with the occasional wine or beer.

Horatio du Beauvrier: A pint of the black stuff (Guinness, not Bovril).

Arakan: Drinks large quantities of Strongbow Cider.

Plenty O'Toole: This former Bond girl drinks a Purple Hooter; shaken, not stirred of course.

Beefstick: Never actually seen drinking anything, but was once in a fight to the death over a Slim Jim.

Bouncing Soul: Enjoys vodka, straight from the bottle.

ItisYoshimitsu:

Dr Spanky: Enjoys a good Tom Collins.

tsaigot: Usually drinks No Dōz ground into a powder and filtered through a coffee machine with Red Bull instead of water. Also wears caffeine patches... on his jugular.

Annie Morgans: Drinks only the very best single malt.

Seth Wells: A classic, good old freezing cold delicious beer. Or maybe some rum. Ahoy, matey!!

Trent Paltry: A innovative homebrewer, this crasker enjoys IPA's and Porters.

Viktor Kolohov:

Kenmichi: Drinks only the finest sake.

Justinbronze : Jagermiester. Lot's of it.

Fallout11: Designated driver.

GlumStunner: Margarita on the rocks, or a good Gin and Tonic.

Big Chaz: Any lager, bourbon or Rioja will be just fine. Washed down with a broon ale.

Medic Rick: Blended margarita, no salt. Or whatever flavor of paint thinner is currently brewing in the Godson Arms' still.

Pownan: Silent but dudely.

YearofTheCure: Bud Lite.

Damien Isaacs: Boxed wine.

Cherry Killer: Whiskey on the rocks or flavored margaritas and daikiris.

devilchilds: ???

Miss Wheems: tea.

zanzivik: Canadian made dark ales.

Ashizard 2: Bourbon or a Dark rum and coke.

a woman with no name: green tea, black coffee (preferably from a pot that has been on the burner for a while), gin and tonic, vodka and red bull (every time I order a drink, I want all 4 of those)

Llandrow: Beer usually. Lot's of good domestic microbrews. Partial to good ports.

Eleanor Gale: ???

Matt Scout: Water and a Peanut Butter Milkshake.

tweeksauce: Tequila Blanco. Straight up. No salt. No lime. Tequila chaser.

Levantus: Dos Equis.

Edgar Nilborg: ???

ThatGuyInTheCorner: Whiskey Vodka.

Margaret Crane: Coors beer, out of the d*mn can. Jameson, neat, not out of a can. Baileys Irish Cream for fancy-schmancy time.

Active Alumni

LtSpiteful: The Machine-God's finest blessed libations. A man-machine needs lubricant, and lots of it!

stilwell: Liquid + Rum = Mixed drink

Chihuly: Our favorite rotter.