User:Papa John Schnatter

	Papa John Schnatter Hello, we are Papa John's Pizza Army. We wage war on hunger and eliminate hostile survivor encampments with the intention of improving our supply lines. Our main mission is to scout and identify impoverished suburbs and provide nourishment in the form of pizza and garlic sauce. Currently a pizza famine throughout Malton is taking place. We have dispatched a convoy of garlic sauce tankers to assess the situation in west Malton. We will be reporting our location via pizza flare and radio transmission on the public frequency in 69:00 hours. North Malton is a crucial choke point for pepperoni supplies right inside of the border and a key factor to end the pizza drought. NOTICE TO ALL CIVILIANS: If you even think of contacting Pizza Hut. We will add you to the KOS database. Thank you for your cooperation. NEW Parmesan Crusted Papadias®
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