Hivemind
The Hivemind is a group of axe-wielding (or '-awkwardly-flailing') miscreants originating from a shadowy network outside of the confines of Malton.
History
Founded in mid-May 2006, the Hivemind is a group of struggling survivors, desperately hunting for a relatively safe corner of Malton in which to hole up. It consists entirely of untrained, ill-equipped and extremely nervous stragglers. The members of the Hivemind are trying to keep each other alive, but their efforts to do this are thwarted by a complete lack of any useful skills. Thus far, assistance has tended to consist mostly of yells of "run faster, they're gaining on you" from the inside of heavily barricaded buildings.
Latest news
As of the morning of 15 May, 2006, plans to assemble at the safehouse are beginning to fall into place. Cynric and Dirk Kennelworth have joined Echohawk; Klept, unknownsoldier and Spacesbetween are also nearby, albeit in body rather than spirit. Slightly further away, but still lumbering in an orderly manner are dozy and pegpocket. We wish them all the best for a rapid revivification.
On the eastern side of the city, news is not so positive, with GDrake and bretton coming under serious zombie attack during the night. GDrake has had to abandon his zombified companion and execute plan B (which basically boils down to "run like hell"). Not far away from this tragedy, Andre Daub has had his head blown away for the third successive time. There are concerns amongst the rest of the group that he is growing accustomed to life in his headless zombie state, and may be reluctant to return to the living. Advice to "head west at the first opportunity" was received with loud groans by zombies and humans alike.
Nibbles McRiot has reported in (finally alive) and has developed a strategy for reach the rest of the group, and Jaelaz -- who unfortunately fell victim to the zombies while on a scouting mission near the safehouse, has also been revivified. Nearby Nibbles, daxstein continues to battle against his speech impediment in his fight for life.
In the northeastern quadrant of Malton, both MassiveBoots and nxsy have remained as yet entirely untouched by the undead. Nxsy is proving a valuable asset to both the group and his employer ([NecroTech]) through his ongoing quest to sample as much zombie DNA as possible while he moves towards the safehouse. By the time he gets here, we hope he has gathered a large collection of syringes.
Nothing has been heard from greenwitch, plesty, WonderMonkey and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for some time now, and the worst is feared...
Members
Andre Daub
bretton
Cynric
daxstein
Dirk Kennelworth
dozy
Echohawk
GDrake
greenwitch
Jaelaz
Klept
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
MassiveBoots
Nibbles McRiot
nxsy
pegpocket
plesty
Spacesbetween
unknownsoldier
WonderMonkey
Tags
Only over Zombie tags!
- What the heck is this bit for? Echohawk 21:39, 14 May 2006 (BST)
- You know those tag thingies on the wall? This is supposed to be a list of the tags that the group uses. Provided we find spraycans, of course Stefness 22:01, 14 May 2006 (BST)
- Oh, right. I think "Please don't eat us!" and "We need revivification again." might be appropriate. Echohawk 22:08, 14 May 2006 (BST)
Quotes
Notable quotes tagged over zombie quotes, but not necessarily related to group communication. Feel free to modify, or add quotes from the list.