Carpark 9,81

a carpark Foulkes Village [9, 81] Chalker Park Vincent Square Police Department the Bozon Monument (Ruddlebank) the Fone Arms a carpark Grabham Square (Ruddlebank) a junkyard Darnell Library the McLellan Arms (Ruddlebank) Basic Info: A carpark is a city block without any buildings, used before the apocalypse for parking cars. If any cars remain, they are apparently unusable. This is an empty block, and cannot be barricaded.

Carpark 9,81

Description

The influx of panicking Ruddlebankers did not end well.

A walled-off section of sloppily poured concrete, surrounded by straggly hedges.

History

This carpark served the patrons of the Fone Arms, once a much-loved traditional local pub, but later a fake working-class boozer frequented mainly by trucker-cap wearing, Pabst Blue Ribbon-swilling preppies-in-disguise.

The carpark's chief claim to fame is as the place where ueber-geek and 24/7 MMORPG-player Arbuthnot Smyth, student at Elsworth Square School, scored his first and only French kiss (courtesy of town bike Melanie Biggums) prior to being killed and eaten by a zombie from Ruddlebank. Smyth never reached second base.

Arbuthnot Smyth had his tonsils licked, then his brain sucked out.

Melanie Biggums. Good times were had by all.

Ruddlebank rowdies from rival Russian and Ukrainian gangs were notorious for causing trouble at the Fone Arms, and after the Malton Incident this reached a peak when they all tried to drive their poxy second-hand cars out of town at once, causing a mass pile-up against the walls of the carpark, forming the first 'drive-in' restaurant for zombies.

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