Perry Saturn Appreciation Club
The Perry Saturn Appreciation Club is a club who's name and rights is owned by the very man himself. Perry Saturn organises weekly home movie nights (starring himself) for the other members of the group (himself) to watch and gaze on in awe at his mightyness. The P.S.A.C is also very dedicated in arranging and partaking in bake sales in order to raise cash for Perry to purchase a new roof for the Church of Perry Saturn.
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| Abbreviation: | P.S.A.C |
| Group Numbers: | Perry Saturn |
| Leadership: | Perry Saturn |
| Goals: | Wrestle whatever the hell it can |
| Recruitment Policy: | If you love me... join me |
| Contact: | However possible baby |
Group Goals
To state the goals of such a group would surely be impossible, the aims of the P.S.A.C is to educate non-believers of the greatness of Perry Saturn. To deliver the four gospels of the bible as written by The Radicalz, The Gospel according to Dean Malenko, The Gospel according to Chris Benoit, The Gospel according to Eddie Guerrero and of course The Gospel according to Perry Saturn.
The Church of Perry Saturn focuses on the Gospel according to said man, and the P.S.A.C is a chapter of the church devouted to the wrestling legend. At present time there is only one member of the P.S.A.C..... and that is.... errmm.. Perry Saturn [[1]]
The P.S.A.C. also has one more goal, to wrestle anything they (he) can. Be it strongmen, other wrestlers or zombies, who have a ridiculous degree of strength in their limbs, held rigid by rigor mortis. Perry Saturn shall raineth the smack DOWN! on any punk ass biznitch he deems worthy of recieving his righteous hand, this is the word according to the gospel of Perry Saturn.
Recruitment
If you love me, The Radicalz, or me, sign your name on the list below, currently there is one name on there, my own. In order to join the P.S.A.C you must go through a baptism of fire... REAL FIRE. Plus you must also prove your worthiness by facing me in combat, if you do not die or become slightly aroused by my greased up body rubbing against your own I will consider you manly enough to be a member of the P.S.A.C.
Members
Perry Saturn [2]
