P.I.G.

P.I.G.

• Pseudo Intellectuals with Good intentions, a surplus of schooling and something that is possibly a vague approximation of wit.

Beliefs

• Pro-life. Pro-family. Pro-home. Pro-digiously inflated sense of self. We do not place final judgment on PKers but sincerely frown upon their motives--may not heal or come to the succor of known PKers; we might, in fact, use our incredible intellect to convince others to leave you (Pker) out in the dreary world. Not that you would mind, but darnit, that's not the point.

Also, Samson will attack other zombies once zombified which is a considerable amount of work, as he refuses to obtain any zombie skill.

We rebuild, recycle, practice Tai chi chuan and dress like maniacs. We take little guff from the porcine community and we tend to kick ass where it is needed most.

In short, we are the good guys.

Current Members

• Mary Worth--Viceroy of the Southern March and Captain-General of Fort Perryn
• Samson Brown--Lord of Perfunctory Moralizing; Scion of Self-Aggrandizement; Constable of Sophomoric Propaganda; Editor in Chief and official Overseer of toasty old-man farts.