The Wild Cardz
The Wild Cardz | |
Abbreviation: | TWC |
Group Numbers: | 3 |
Leadership: | Founded by The Omega and Damios |
Goals: | To Kill People, Break Things, Blow Stuff Up, and Laugh Maniacally. |
Recruitment Policy: | Contact us in game or on our discussion section |
Contact: | Talk to us on our discussion page, or via our Facebook Group |
We are the Wild Cardz, a group of PKers who took got their masters degrees in psychology from the Joker.You might say we're Doctors of Psychopathy.
And remember kids; Smile. Because you're on fire.
Under Construction
As a very new group, we are still working on building up our wiki page. Check back in a few days, and we should be finished.
Intro
So, you ask, just who are these Wild Cardz, where did they come from, why are they here, and why do they look so devilishly handsome as they slit all our throats? Founded by The Omega and Damios at the Dawn of Time (Read: August 23, 2008) as a way to more effectually end the lives of other people, and to help new up and coming PKers get a share in the bloodshed. The Wild Cardz operate under the belief that if you don't have at least three different psychological disorders, you aren't trying hard enough.
Policies
The Wild Cardz follows a very simple two-step policy.
- If it moves, kill it.
- If it doesn't move, wait for it to move, and then kill it.
Stick with this plan, and you'll go far in the world.
Members
The Omega( User Page): The Joker
The mean people in the white coats had put poor Omega in a rubber room, and had him wear a jacket that made him hug himself just because the Voices had convinced him that blood was better than paint for art. But when the smellies came and ate all the mean men, Omega escaped, and is now planning to light this town on fire..... (Figuratively speaking, of course. Or maybe not.)
Damios: The Ace of Spades
Possessed by a demon from Hell with a knack for slaughtering people at churches. Is following the Omega around because he believes that a being known in ancient prophecies as "The Omega" would arise and annihilate everything that offended his Master. The human spirit of Damios is having too much fun killing to inform it otherwise. He has lost the ability to speak, but they say that right before he opens up on a church he sings "Pisen Pro Satana." He also spray paints the words to the song outside of churches he has just killed people in, and some say that the day he has finished the song, the curse will be lifted.
Dirk Galaway: The King of Hearts
Dirk never understood the life of a human being, what are people worried about if they die a couple years earlier. He saw his acts down at his Burger joint acts of honor, but alas the "others" saw it more as a crime, a "homicidal" act if you will. But no worries they still haven't closed down his Burger joint.
News
-August 23, 2008: The Wild Cardz is founded by The Omega and Damios. There is much celebration.--The Omega 15:07, 24 August 2008 (BST)