User talk:Ox Brandforth

I am Ox. Yea yea, sound like some stupid animal. But I am real alright. Fresh human. End o' story.

Me before the virus. I believe I was talking to a friend of mine and having a laugh before this pic was takin.

Anyways, more about me. Born in Malton, year 1986, grew up with my brothers. Never really got to know them much before the outbreak.

Things about Zombies

The thing about zombies is that they think they are the shit. Well I disagree. All they want to do is run around, get shot, stand up, claw at a human until they are tired, wake up, and repeat procedure. Groups like the Ridelybank Resistance Front, LUE, Extinctionists, and all those other guys are the bomb digity when it comes to tactics. I am not saying that I would want to join with them or say that survivors are not that good. It is just that people who are a born leader usually run pretty well. And another thing, zombies are idiots. Proven fact. Brains all rotted away or eaten. Zombies can just walk right into a gun fight and not be hurt at all.

Symbols

People use symbols to tell other people what they mean in code. Such as when I flick my middle finger up into the person who is pissing me off before I hack his head off, I mean $€9* you and don't forget your head. Any way, onto business.