The E Team!

      ==        T H E   E - T E A M ==

THE E TEAM! IS A GROUP THAT IS SOULY DEDICATED TO 2 THINGS. THE 1ST IS TO KILL ALL RETARDED PATHETIC FAT 30 YEAROLD VIRGIN NERDS WHO THINK THEY ARE COOL BECAUSE THEY TYPE IN CAPS. Yes, if you haven't guessed it already, (or if you're braindead) we have extreme hatred for our little pals, the Real Gamers. The 2nd job of our group is to keep Telfer Cinema in West Grayside running. Yes, I, ZombieSlayerEAL and my army love movies, and so, we have taken over Telfer Cinema in the hopes of keeping everybody happy and relaxed after a day of running from/killing undead things.

RECRUITMENT Have You Ever Been Frustrated By All The Stupid Things That The Real Gaymers Say? Has There Ever Been A Time When You Wanted To Start A Vendetta Against The Evil Nerds Of This World? Well Join The E-Team Army In It's March Against hipocrits,Dictators,Idiots,Fat Retards,Real Gamers, And, Natzis! We Promise To Ensure That One Day, After We Have Fought And Won The War Against Evil, Malton Will Become Zombie And Murderer Free! It Will Take Time And Work, But Our Children Will Be Able To Learn In Schools, Go To Parks, And Have A Safe, Undead Free Life.

SOME ENEMIES OF OURS

The Real Gamers, especially Their leader, Lord Galthorne, Natzis, and Definately HITLER! (jews are ok ppl in our books)  :) LOL

Some Friends Of Ours Even If They Don't Know It

The Bullsht Patrol, McZeds, Any1 who hates real gaymers, Pkers, or Natzis or all 3 + fat nerds

TO JOIN THE E-TEAM, YOU MUST SWEAR TO ABSOLUTELY HATE AND OR LAUGH AT THE REAL GAYMERS AND EVERYTHING THEY SAY. USSUALLY WE ONLY RECRUIT PEOPLE WHO ARE LEVEL 5 AND UP BUT IF YOU ARE COOL THEN OUR LEADER MIGHT LET YOU JOIN.

Yes, If You Did not know, We always put an ! (exclamation mark) at the end of the name of our group so it shud look like this. = THE E-TEAM! It is showing our power! (or sum retarded thing like that)

                                                        Group Members
                                                       LEADER=  Zombie Slayer EAL
                                               2ND IN COMMAND=  Canadian Soldier EAL
                                         RECRUITMENT OFFICIAL=  Officer Lirette
                                                  NEW RECRUIT=  People Taste Yummy
   

If You Would Like To Join, Write Your Name, Lvl, Description, and why you want to join Below.

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Disclaimer and Rules of THE E-TEAM! page.

ZombieSlayerEAL and THE E-TEAM! Do Not Mean Offense to anybody who we have named on this site except Real Gaymers, (thers a y in ther) Natzis,retards,fat nerds, and pkers. ZombieSlayerEAL and THE E-TEAM! DO NOT give permission to edit/change this page unless you are asking to join, putting a comment, or if you are a member of the group, and even then you must ask a higher ranking person in THE E-TEAM!.