The E Team!

                == T H E   E - T E A M! ==

THE E TEAM! IS A GROUP THAT IS SOULY DEDICATED TO 2 THINGS. THE 1ST IS TO KILL ALL RETARDED PATHETIC FAT 30 YEAROLD VIRGIN NERDS WHO THINK THEY ARE COOL BECAUSE THEY TYPE IN CAPS AND TALK BULLSHT ALL DAY ON COMPUTER GAMES. Yes, if you haven't guessed it already, (or if you're braindead) we have extreme hatred for our little pals, the Real Gamers. The 2nd job of our group is to keep Telfer Cinema and Beare Library in West Grayside running. Yes, I, ZombieSlayerEAL and my army love movies, and so, we have taken over Telfer Cinema and Beare Library/Theatre in the hopes of keeping everybody happy and relaxed after a day of running from/killing undead things.

RECRUITMENT Have You Ever Been Frustrated By All The Stupid Things That The Real Gaymers Say? Has There Ever Been A Time When You Wanted To Start A Vendetta Against The Evil Nerds Of This World? Well Join The E-Team Army In It's March Against hipocrits,Dictators,Idiots,Fat Retards,Real Gamers, And, Natzis! We Promise To Ensure That One Day, After We Have Fought And Won The War Against Evil, Malton Will Become Zombie And Murderer Free! It Will Take Time And Work, But Our Children Will Be Able To Learn In Schools, Go To Parks, And Have A Safe, Undead Free Life.

SOME ENEMIES OF OURS

The Real Gamers, especially Their leader, Lord Galthorne, Natzis, and Definately HITLER! (jews are ok ppl in our books)  :) LOL

Some Friends Of Ours Even If They Don't Know It

The Bullsht Patrol, McZeds, And Any1 who hates real gaymers and Pkers and Natzis and fat nerds

Yes, If You Did not know, We always put an ! (exclamation mark) at the end of the name of our group so it shud look like this.

= THE E-TEAM! It is showing our power!

(or sum retarded thing like that)

Also another Slogan kinda thing we have is "Suk it Bitch!" right after THE E-TEAM!, it is not needed, but it looks cooler.

                                                  THE E-TEAM! Group Members
                                                       LEADER=  Mr Jenkins 73
                                               2ND IN COMMAND=  Canadian Soldier EAL
                                         RECRUITMENT OFFICIAL=  Officer Lirette
                   ZSE THEATRES COMPANY OWNER/Group Spokesman=  Zombie Slayer EAL
                                                  NEW RECRUIT=  People Taste Yummy
                                                  NEW RECRUIT=  CharcoalSmokeyFrank
                                                  NEW RECRUIT=  Scary Hobo 415 

If You Would Like To Join, Write Your Name, Lvl, Description, and why you want to join Below.

Comments

Disclaimer and Rules of THE E-TEAM! page.

THE E-TEAM! Are NOT responsible for the hurting of any1s feelings and Do Not Mean ANY Offense to anybody who we have named on this site except Real Gaymers, (thers a y in ther) Natzis,retards,fat nerds, and pkers. THE E-TEAM! DO NOT give permission to edit/change this page unless you are asking to join, putting a comment, or if you are a member of the group, and even then you must ask Mr Jenkins 73, our great leader.