User:Barf Loko

Barf Loko is the last remaining member of the Barrio Roachtown gang. Malton's one and only American style Chicano gang. Whenever he's not creepin' around Malton rooftops, looting malls and layin' down rotters you can find him huddled up to a genny listening to a Morissey CD he found in the Tompson Mall, smokin' wet and crying in his cerveza.

Recently, he lucked into a jale with Necrotech so he has to keep it cool on the kicking it all night. But he still be getting lifted and splashin' zeds on the daily.

His 3 dreams in life are reclaiming Roachtown from undead gentrification, reviving the Roachtown gang and restoring a '50 Mercury he's had his eye on in in the back of Tar Auto Repair since he was a little kid.

He absolutely hates the food in greater Malton, especially after the outbreak. He's also a Raiders fan but he'd never paint his face.

However, he has no problem with walking around in a gas mask with no shirt on.

Whatever, Barf Loko. Whatever.