User:Ira Wiefel

A man praised by academia for correlating Malton's urban blight with stifled trade. His sympathetic expression and gentle visage comfort you. Following a lovely conversation, you marvel at your shared interests. You want to be his friend.

Other achievements:

• Renounced (did he mean renowned?) for enabling zombies to lead happier and more fulfilling lives through the transmogrification of zombies into humans using a comprehensive, active-directive, philosophically and empirically based psychotherapy which focuses on resolving emotional and behavioral problems and disturbances.