The PKer Kers

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The Pker Kers
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Abbreviation: TPK
Group Numbers: now recruiting
Leadership: Calleigh Dusquesne and Melancholy One.
Goals: Maintaining the safety of Dulston while frequently picking at the pker population.
Recruitment Policy: Contact group leaders via thier talk pages or by contacting thepkerkers@yahoo.com.
Contact: thepkerkers@yahoo.com or contact grouup members.


"Let's wind the clocks back a year. These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. What happened, your balls drop off?...I know why you choose to have your 'group therapy' sessions in broad daylight, I know why you're afraid to go out at night..."


The PKer Kers are a group of bounty hunters that hunt down Player Killers in the Dulston/Pescodside area. All sightings of PKers can be reported here with a screenshot of the event and a timestamp of when the incident happened as well as location. A full Print Screen shot will work just fine. Anything outside of the Dulston/Pescodside area is a little out of our jurisdiction, but if it is a neighboring city in need of emergency, exceptions can easily be made. You must also send a link to the PKer's profile as well as your own for cross-referencing.

Reports can be first person as well as third person. You may want revenge, first blood from the one that wrongfully attacked you, but this our dedication and our honor to help you get revenge on those who do not follow the game rules.
If you kill us, you'll only increase our group's popularity and cause.

Do not take us lightly.

Our rules for PKing:

1. Must take a screenshot (print screen) of the PK incident.

2. State the character is a PKer as well as post the link to the uploaded screenshot.

3. Kill the PKer.

4. Be as brutally cynical as you like cuz it really gets them heated MUHAAHAHHAHA >;}


Important Announcement:
The group "The End" has declared war on our good deeds of keeping innocent people safe, our way of life by turning their efforts back on them, and bringing those criminals to justice for the safety of us all. They continue to murder us (despite the WONDERFUL publicity they're giving us!) in efforts to derail our group (and our enthusiasm), so therefore we are giving permission for our members to shoot ANY AND ALL members of The End the moment they are spotted, no citation needed. KILL ON SIGHT. We must do this in order to defend those who cannot defend themselves.

-Do not accept a ransom for the life of a murderer, who deserves to die. He must surely be put to death.
-Numbers 35:31



Hold your head up high
For there is no greater love
Think of the faces of the people you defend
So bury fear
For fate draws near
And hide the signs of pain

Group Status



Group Formed:
Jan 09

Current Location:
Dulston

Current Objective:
Maintaining the safety of Dulston while frequently picking at the pker population.
[Members and allies]



PKING INCIDENTS!

This list is a compilation of witnessed reports of pking/gking/being an asshole etc. more will be added as more pkers are caught in the act. For a larger listing of pkers in dulston we advise you veiw The Black List made by the Dulson alliance. All those listed are crimals and fair game.

NOTE!!! IF YOU CANNOT READ THE TEXT ON THE TABLE(propoganda orange) YOURE OBVIOUSLY USING FIREFOX TRY EXPLORER YOU CAN SEE IT THERE!!!


Criminal's Name Group Affiliation Reports Crime
David Sly Legends of darkness The Pker Kers

The Pker Kers

Pker
Fred Costello Legends of darkness The Pker Kers Pker
H K 47 Red Rum The Pker Kers Pker
James Baring N/A EyE Witness Gker
Joe Gilmore N/A The Pker Kers

The Pker Kers

The Pker Kers

The Pker Kers

Pker/GKer
Pike banfeild N/A The Pker Kers Pker
Propaganda Orange N/A The Pker Kers

The Pker Kers

Pker
Psychotic Pantomime Legends of darkness The Pker Kers Pker
Shoat The End The Pker Kers Pker
Shummer The End The Pker Kers Pker
The Greaseman Malton Marshals The Pker Kers Pker/Imposter
Whitlock WIZARD N/A The Pker Kers

The Pker Kers

Pker/Gker/Imposter


You may contact us if you have any questions, comments, or concerns. Or if you would like to be a member of our group.

Contact info: thepkerkers@yahoo.com


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