User:Sanguinary Artiste/Character Name

The Crimson Painter

Hello there, my brothers and sisters. If you're reading this, I've finally gotten started doing what I've been waiting to do for a long time. I've started painting. Probably in your blood. You might be a bit put off by that. Why don't you try thanking me, you ingrate. You were part of something beautiful in this wretched world. Don't be so irritated about dying. Think of it this way: My art would fetch a considerably higher price on today's market than your life's work, so I technically increased the value of your life. You're welcome, sir.