Reliable Exterminators of the Dead
Reliable Exterminators of the Dead | |
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Abbreviation: | R.E.D. |
Group Numbers: | 6 |
Leadership: | Meet the Pyro, Andgucps, Medical1, lordkeldorn, shifty guy |
Goals: | The Extermination of all undead and the protection of edgecombe |
Recruitment Policy: | Recruiting Now!!! |
Contact: | Recruitment: Andgucps: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1570408 or Medical1: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1627595 |
The Reliable Exterminators of the Dead (R.E.D.) are a small survivor group dedicated to the oblieteration of the undead in Malton. They are currently aiming to repair their HQ, The Mallack Museum, after it was torn down by zombies and PKers. WANKING...*WARNING* THIS PAGE MAY CONTAIN CONTENT NOT SUITABLE FOR YOUNG CHILDREN SUCH AS MANY LOLS AND PORNOGRAPHICC REFERANCES. *WARNING* ZUBBER666 IS A PEDOBEAR *WANKING*...oops.
Members and Titles (not up to date yet)
Meet the Pyro - Grand Leader of R.E.D of the R.E.D. R.E.D Council leader, Co-leader of Combat corps
Andgucps - Second-in-command,R.E.D Council member, Leader of Scintific corps
Medical1 - Head Medic of R.E.D, Radio operator, R.E.D Council member, Leader of Medical corps
LordKeldorn - Lord of Slaughter,R.E.D Council member, Co-leader of Combat corps
Splattty - Head Engineer, R.E.D Council member, Leader of Engineering corps
Zuber666 - Medical Captain, Head of 1st Medical Platoon
Yigoon - The Lewdtenant of The Lols for P.I.N.K! Corp. (currently situated in Vinetown)
History of R.E.D
R.E.D was a recently formed survivor group originally formed by the 5 main R.E.D council members, Meet The Pyro, Andgucps, Shifty guy, Medical1 and LordKeldorn to combat the zombie threat to Edgecomb. The group was formed unconciously when the five embattled survivors (SHIFTY IS A ZAMBAH) emerged from the remains of a zombie horde. They instantly struck an alliance and that alliance has yet to be broken. The groups actions are determined via discussion within the council. The council members each lead a different corp of the group (and Yigoon leads a seperate corps for the manliest of men, the Lols for P.I.N.K! corp which is currently situated in Mitchem Mall).
Andgucps leads the SCIENTOLOGY core in the mass production of revivification syringes, further research into faster ways of regaining your precious THETANS and the procession of data and intelligence. All that time working in the lab has not diminished his combat ability either, along with his intellect, a firearm, no matter what it is, is also deadly in his hand when WANKING.
Medical1 leads the medical corp in the recovery of THETANS from zombies and the healing of survivors in need. He can often be found in porn movies, gathering supplies for first aid kits. Despite the fact that he is a medic, he is still a fearsome foe in combat. The last thing many zombies will ever hear is either a single howling voice or a chorus of voices from the Medical corp Medical1 leads before they are WANKED apart in a frenzy of bloodlust and hate and sexual lust.
Meet The Pyro is as his name suggests. He is a pyromanic firefighter (ironic eh?). He has co-leadership of the combat corps of the group, along with LordKeldorn. He is forever searching for a flamethrower but without it, he is still a force to be reckoned with. So far in terms of pyrotechnics, all he has is a lighter, a bottle of deoderant and alot of burnt hair (not from his head).
LordKeldorn has co-leadership of the combat corp of the Reliable Exterminators of the Dead. He is nicknamed the Lord of Slaughter within the group, due to the large amount of zombies he CASTRATES in combat. He can often be found isolated from his fellow combatants, fighting with a deadly grace as he separates heads from shoulders and limbs from sockets
Splattty leads the Engineering corp of the group, maintaining and keeping the generators refueled, rebuilding barricades and ransacked buildings. He can be found in auto repair shops and factories, salavaging what he can from the debris of a condemned city. Leading the gruelling life of an engineer is hard, often calling for strength. His attacks may be clumsy, and he may be MENTALLY RETARDED, but a punch from this man can shatter the skull of an ox
Recruitment
The Reliable Exterminators of the Dead are currently recruiting new members. Remember, the earlier and more co-operateive you are, the higher you rank. The better you do in combat, the higher your rank will go up. Its pretty obvious.Leave your name here for your rank and recruitment.
Recruitment list (leave your name here):
-Death
-Zambahs
-Lolcatz
Policies of R.E.D
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Mr. Rogers Style! |
This user or group plays as Mr. Rogers would. They are non-violent as long as there is peace. Start something, however, and expect the wrath of Mr. Rogers and his whole neighborhood. |
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Fertilize the Land Policy |
This user or group believes in regaining NT buildings at any cost! |
Kill on Sight List
Mold- Pker, 2a W4rUd0- PKer