RRF/Malton Herald & Sun/Text/Prop7

Today a young mother in her holding cell asked me how did Malton come under zombie control. She even went as far to suggest that our glorious rise to ultimate power was built on pointless genocide and that the zombie takeover was an affront to the very ideas of democracy and liberty.

Nothing could be farther from the truth Malton.

The zombies are in power because YOU wanted them. We are in control because YOU, the great people of this great city decided during the last election cycle that YOU wanted CHANGE. That YOU wanted HOPE. A reason to unbarricade your doors once again.

And we have answered the call Malton. We have reduced survivor overcrowding. We have brought peace back to our fair city. With mass graves now located around the city, we have discovered ample biomass for Malton's power stations.

But, if the day comes when the remaining humans of Malton who have not yet been exterminated decide to vote our glorious zombie leaders out of office, well, we will glady step aside.

Because we believe in Democracy. In Liberty. In the ruthless dictatorship of our perfect zombie leaders.

That is the Malton Way. That is our future.

-Speaker for the Undead