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High: -2° | High: 4° | High: 2° | High: 3° | High: -1° | |||||
Low: -11° | Low: -10° | Low: -9° | Low: -10° | Low: -6° |
TODAY: A COLD ADVISORY IN EFFECT OVERNIGHT. ZOMBIES SHOULD SEEK WARM SHELTER IF POSSIBLE. HUMANS CAN FREEZE TO DEATH. DAYTIME HIGHS WILL ONLY REACH -2° C WHILE NIGHTIME LOWS WILL BE -11° C. |
TOMORROW: A WINTER ADVISORY HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR MALTON. EXPECT LIGHT-MODEST ACCUMULATIONS OF SNOW THROUGHOUT THE DAY, WITH DOWNTOWN MALTON AND GREATER RIDLEYBANK EXPERIENCING THE HIGHEST SNOWFALL TOTALS. TOTAL ACCUMULATION EXPECTED TO BE LESS THAN 8 CM. ZOMBIES ARE ENCOURAGED TO STAY INDOORS WHERE IT IS WARM. HUMANS ARE ADVISED TO DIE IN THE STREETS. DAYTIME HIGHS WILL REACH 4° C WHILE NIGHTIME LOWS WILL BE -10° C. |
REST OF WEEK: A SMALL CRAFT ADVISORY HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR MALTON AND THE SOUTHERN SUBURBS. WINDS WILL BE 30-40 KM/HR, WITH GUSTS UP TO 60 KM/HR. ZOMBIES, ESPECIALLY SMALL, LIGHT-WEIGHT CHILDREN, SHOULD SEEK SHELTER IF POSSIBLE. HUMANS CAN BE BLOWN INTO THE OCEAN. DAYTIME HIGHS WILL BE -1° C WHILE NIGHTIME LOWS WILL BE -6° C. |
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