Haarhz g!zambah gab bag haz baan zgrabbarh arra haz baan razzan, g!a habganna gahzazambah grabgrab.

This is a corpus of texts written or overheard in zamgrh that await linguistic analysis.

Barhah Gab (Religious Texts)

Mah zambah brazzahz Baba (Our Father)

Mah zambah brazzahzz Baba

g!az ahn Barhahraz zaBarhah Babaz namm Brang Babaz Raz Brang Babaz habganna ahn Marzan, az ahn Barhahraz Brang mah zambah brazzahz bra!nz rah nah an na grab mah zambah brazzahz gangbangz az mah zambah brazzahz na grab na harmanz gangbangz na brang mah zambah brazzahz ahnna na harmhabganna barra brang mah zambah brazzahz na-ahnna bang bang man Baggaz Baba haz Raz, haz Ganarazharh, haz BARHAH! Rah nah an zahmarrah, Aman.

My zombie brothers' father

who is in Barhahraz Father's name is of Barhah Bring Father's Kingdom Bring Father's desires to Malton, as to Barhahraz Bring my zombie brothers brains right now and don't look at my zombie brothers' sins as my zombie brothers don't look at any of the humans' sins don't bring my zombie brothers into any temptation but bring my zombie brothers away from the zombie hunters because Father has kingdom, generator and Barhah! Right now and tomorrow, Amen.

Mah zambah brazzahz.z Baba

my zombie brothers.poss father

'Our father'

g!a.z ahn Barhah.raz

who.be in Barhah.kingdom

'who is in heaven'

za.Barhah Baba.z namm

of.Barhah father.poss name

'your name is holy'

Brang Baba.z Raz

bring father.poss kingdom

'bring your kingdom'

Brang Baba.z hab.ganna

bring father.poss have.going to

'bring your desire'

ahn Marzan, az ahn Barhah.raz

in Malton as in Barhah.kingdom

'on earth, as in heaven'

Brang mah zambah brazzahz bra!nz rah nah

bring my zombie brothers brains right now

'give us food today'

an na grab mah zambah brazzahz.z gangbangz

and no look at my zombie brothers.poss sins

'and forgive our sins'

az mah zambah brazzahz na grab na harmanz gangbangz

as my zombie brothers no look at no human sins

'as we forgive human sins'

na brang mah zambah brazzahz ahn.na na harm.hab.ganna

no bring my zombie brothers in.to no harm.have.going to

'don't bring us into temptation'

barra brang mah zambah brazzahz na-ahn.na bang bang man

but bring my zombie brothers no in.to zombie hunter

'but bring us away from the evil one'

Baggaz Baba haz Raz, haz Ganarazharh, haz BARHAH!

because father has kingdom has generator has Barhah

'because you have the kingdom, the power, and the glory'

Rah nah an zahmarrah,

right now and tomorrow

'now and always'

Aman.

Amen

'Amen'

Zamrhm (Poetry)

Am!r! Bananaman (Emily Dickinson)

Razzan bhr!! bzz hhan bangbang mah zambah(I heard a fly buzz when I died)

Razzan bhr!! bzz hhan bangbang mah zambah

Na-mabban arahn mah barm

Haz baan az na-mabban ahn aa!rh

Ahn-na-ahn mabban zazgaarm.

Rabar Barnz (Robert Burns)

ARRH GAMZ ZA!N (Auld Lang Syne)

HHAHAN ABARH HRANZ-MANZ AHM NAH-RAMAMBARH, AN NABARH BRANG ZAA BRA!N? HHAHAN ABARH HRANZ-MANZ AHM NAH-RAMAMBARH, AN ARRH GAMZ ZA!N? HRAH ARRH GAMZ ZA!N, MAH ZAMBAH, HRAH ARRH GAMZ ZA!N, MAH BRAZZAHZ GRAB A GRAZZ AH HABBAHNAZZ RAH NAH, HRAH ARRH GAMZ ZA!N. AN GAA GANNA ABZARB AH ZA-ARGAHARH-BARRN! AN MAH ZAMBAH GANNA ABZARB AH MHA!N MAH BRAZZAHZ GRAB A GRAZZ AH HABBAHNAZZ RAH NAH, HRAH ARRH GAMZ ZA!N. HRAH ARRH GAMZ ZA!N MAH ZAMBAH, HRAH ARRH GAMZ ZA!N, MAH BRAZZAHZ GRAB A GRAZZ AH HABBAHNAZZ RAH NAH, HRAH ARRH GAMZ ZA!N. ZAMBAHZ RAN AZZARH ZAH NABARN AN GRAB ZAH BANZAZ GAHN-ZMAZH HRA!N ZAMBAHZ ZAMBAH-RAN MANNAH AH RAGABAZH RAG-HANZ ZANG ARRH GAMZ ZA!N. HRAH ARRH GAMZ ZA!N, MAH ZAMBAH, HRAH ARRH GAMZ ZA!N, MAH BRAZZAHZ GRAB A GRAZZ AH HABBAHNAZZ RAH NAH, HRAH ARRH GAMZ ZA!N. ZAMBAHZ ZRAM AHN ZAH ZHABZ-NABARN NA-AHNNA ZAN-GAMZ AHNNA RA!N BAH BAG-ZHABZ-NABARN AHN-NAH-AHN MAH BRAZZAHZ HAZ BAG-GAB ZAN ARRH GAMZ ZA!N AN HAARH AM MAH HANZ MAH ZAMBAH AN GAA GRAB MAH ZAMBAH AGA!N ZAMBAHZ HABBAH AHN NABAH-BRA!NGAB ABZARB HRAH ARRH GAMZ ZA!N HRAH ARRH GAMZ ZA!N, MAH ZAMBAH, HRAH ARRH GAMZ ZA!N, MAH BRAZZAHZ GRAB A GRAZZ AH HABBAHNAZZ RAH NAH, HRAH ARRH GAMZ ZA!N.

Original Poetry

G!nn Azgama (Quinn the Eskimo)

Abargargazz am maggang zhabz bagh an nabagh Zamm am maggang zgabzhaz Agharhz zgrabga naagz, Abargargazz am nahabbah Abara hazbrabagz an hazmanbagz

Barra hhan G!nn Azgama ran haarh Abargargazz ganna zhamb anragz. Ran abar na-ahn, ran abar ahn!nn, Nah ganna Z naz!ng raag Hazarmz G!nn.

Abargargazz am maggang zhabz bagh an nabagh Everybody be make ship big and small Everybody's building the big ships and the boats

Zamm am maggang zgabzhaz Some be make monument Some are building monuments

Agharhz zgrabga naagz Others write note Others, jotting down notes

Abargargazz am nahabbah Everybody be sad Everybody's in despair

Abara hazbrabagz an hazmanbagz Every have.breasts and have.testicles Every girl and boy

Barra hhan G!nn Azgama ran haarh But when Quinn Inuit run here But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here

Abargargazz ganna zhamb anragz Everybody will jump joyfully Everybody's gonna jump for joy.

Ran abar na-ahn, ran abar ahn!nn, Come all without come all within Come all without, come all within

Nah ganna Z naz!ng raag Hazarmz G!nn. Not will see nothing like Mighty Quinn You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Quinn.

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Old English Translations

Beowulf - First Chapter

Aarrah Arr gamz ah zah Znag raz harmanz Rh!zzan : Gaa haz arr rh!zzan ah zah Znag raz harmanz Raz harmanz ahn zah arr rahnah an haah zam arr arh bagbagh bang bang manz. Zh!rgman, zah zan ah Zhahman, grab mannah an bar harmanz azzbag, zzzzargh mannah hra bang bang man, ahgr h b hng an rzg babah, H barg nabah na ann zah zg! ng!r harmanz abarannah rh!zzanb hhan h gab, H b hra nabah raz harman ! Zh!rgman arr rah nah hra zan, babah brang hz haz, ran na hanna ba Gaz ahn gmhrg zah harmanz, ahn grab zam na ahnna zzzzargh Gra!nman b hz namz; h b bagbagh abar zah Nar. Babah babah raz harmanz ambrang az h agzang brang na ahnna nabah z!ngz nabgaz zam arh na mabban babah zah hhan zam arh arr harmanz brahzzaz zam ahn gamz ah grab. Hra hazmanbagz nabah barg ba nabah agzangz ahn ana zambarg!.

Zh!rgman manrh ann hz haar, ahn gaz na mabban nabah . Hz harmanz mabban ham ahn zah zhabz zgaarh, g!az b hz razg habganna. ahn zah zhabz zgaarh zzzz hra nabah m zhabz brrrh abar zat brang zah zhabz zgaarh. Zam ra!g Zh!rgman zahzgaarh, gamahnran ahn Zah Zhabz barh zrrngb b Nabah Z!ngz an Nabah Z!ngz Na ahnna g!zgang Zambarg!. Mah zambah h Nabar arr rh!zzan ah hra mahrh nabah zhabz, grh zh!rgzn zargzn an garb ah Ranbagz, g!hgz ahn ham brang hz rng mabban. N mmm h arr rah nah hra na mazh hhan h agzang az hra babah hhan h b ran na ahnna na ahnna hra Na garb rzg babah ahn an hangrah. Rah nah h arr rah nah hra r!gh bannr h!gh abbaram hz bra!nbag, b, nahabbah ba hra mannah nabah z!ng harmanz, brang ahn zah zhabz zgaarh. Zah bra!ngrab maaz mrh ghan na gab mrh hra namrh zhabz grazz.

Gra!nman brang zah Znag raz harmanz hra rng gamz ahgr hz babaz namrh, an ahn ham b brang zah bagbagh Harhgnman, angrah ahn hh!gh, mrh brang ng!r h b arr. Harhgnman arr rah nah haar babah Hrgarman, Hrghgarman, Hargarman zah Nabah, an hra hazbrabagz babah Mrh marr!b nrarman, Raz harman ah zah Zg!gz.

Early History of the Danes

Listen You have heard of the Danish Kings in the old days and how they were great warriors. Shield, the son of Sheaf, took many an enemy's chair, terrified many a warrior, after he was found an orphan. He prospered under the sky until people everywhere listened when he spoke. He was a good king! Shield had a son, child for his yard, sent by God to comfort the people, to keep them from fear Grain was his name; he was famous throughout the North. Young princes should do as he did give out treasures while they're still young so that when they're old people will support them in time of war. A man prospers by good deeds in any nation. Shield died at his fated hour, went to God still strong. His people carried him to the sea, which was his last request. In the harbour stood a well built ship, icy but ready for the sea. They laid Shield there, propped him against the mast surrounded by gold and treasure from distant lands. I've never heard of a more beautiful ship, filled with shields, swords, and coats of mail, gifts to him for his long trip. No doubt he had a little more than he did as a child when he was sent out, a naked orphan in an empty boat. Now he had a golden banner high over his head, was, sadly by a rich people, given to the sea. The wisest alive can't tell where a death ship goes. Grain ruled the Danes a long time after his father's death, and to him was born the great Healfdene, fierce in battle, who ruled until he was old. Healfdene had four children Heorogar, Hrothgar, Halga the Good, and a daughter who married Onela, King of the Swedes.

Zambah Gagz

Zombies, not surprisingly have a sense of humor. Some of the jokes encountered in Malton are listed below.

"Mrh manah mrh-gahz maz harmanz MRH bagarh zambahz nah marh?"

"Zah manah az nazzar gah 'gabbah, gabbah. BANG!"

How many Revivers must humans revive before zombies are no more?

So many, as humans never go 'gabbah, gabbah. BANG!'

This joke is implying that it's impossible to get rid of the zombies because humans are always on the verge of blowing their own heads off accidentally.

The epitome is found in the zombie one-liner: "Gabbah-gabbah. BANG!!" It's a humorous rant on survivor behaviour as they attempt to survive in child carrier Malton, only to wander along, muttering to themselves, and end up dead, shot by their own shotgun when they trip over their own clutsy feet.

Music

Bahaman Rhabzag (Bohemian Rhapsody)

Ahm za za ragh mrh?

Is this the real life?

Ahm za anrah na-ragh?

Is this just fantasy?

Haz grab ahn hra zgaarh na-h!gh

Caught in a land slide

Grab ragh

No escape from reality

Aban gaa-haz z-bagz

Open your eyes

Grab h!gh ahn za h!gh-zgaarh an z

Look up to the skies and see

Mah zambah ahm hra na-haz-ghazh hazmanbagz

I'm just a poor boy

Mah zambah na-maz hab na-habbah bra!ngagz

I need no sympathy

'Gaz mah zambah ahm ah-z ghram

'Cause I'm easy come

ah-z ghram

Easy go

Babah h!gh

Little high

Babah na-h!gh

Little low

Any way the wind blows

Doesn't really matter to me

Ahn mah zambah

To me

Mama, haz bang bang hra hazmanbagz

Mama, just killed a man

Put a gun against his head

Pulled my trigger now he's dead

Mama, mrh haz bagan.

Mama, life had just begun

But now I've gone and thrown it all away

Mama, ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Mama, ooooooooooooo

Didn't mean to make you cry

If I'm not back this time tomorrow

Ran ann, ran ann

Carry on, carry on

As if nothing really matters

To late, my time has come

Sends shivers down my spine

Body's aching all the time

Bah-bah, abargargazz

Goodbye, everybody

I've got to go

Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

Mama, ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Mama, ooooooooooooo

Mah zambah nah habganna namrh!

I don't wanna die!

I sometimes whish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man

Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the fandango?

Thunder bolts of lightning, very very frighting me

Garahrarah, Garahrarah, Garahrarah, Garahrarah, Garahrarah G!gara

Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo Figaro

Magnagago

Magnifico

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me

He's just a poor boy, from a poor family

Spare him his life from this monstrosity

Easy come, easy go. Will yo let me go?

Blazmarrah! NAH!

Blismillah! NO!

Mah zambah brazzarz na-grab gaa!

We will not let you go.

Blazmarrah! NAH!

Blismillah! NO!

Mah zambah brazzarz na-grab gaa!

We will not let you go.

Na-grab gaa!

Let him go!

Nabar!

Never!

Nabar na-grab gaa!

Never let you go!

Na-grab ham!

Let him go!

Nabar na-grab gaa!

Never let you go!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Oooooooooooooo

NAH! NAH! NAH! NAH! NAH! NAH! NAH!

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

Mama m!a, mama m!a, mama m!a na-grab mah zambah!

Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go!

Baazabab haz

Beelzebub has put a devil aside for me, For me, for me!

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?

So you think you can love me and leave me to die?

Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby

Just gotta get out

Just gotta get right outta here

Ah, Ahhh, ah, ahhh

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah

Nothing really matters

Anyone can see

Nothing really matters

Nothing really matters, to me...

Nabar Ganna Brang Gaa H!gh (Never Gonna Give You Up)

Mah zambah brazzahz ahm na- zahrh!zgz rab.

We're no stangers to love.

Gaa bra!ngrab zah baghgabz, an zah agzang mah zambah.

You know the rules, and so do I.

Mah zambah bra!ngrab gaa-grab ahm rhah mah zambah ahm bra!ngab ah.

I know commitment's what I'm thinkin' of.

Gah !ahn grab zah grahm zamm agharh hazmanbagz.

You wouldn't get this from any other guy.

Mah zambah narh habganna ahn gab gaa haah mah zambah ahm bra!ngrabang.

I just want to tell you how I'm feeling.

Narh habganna ahn maag gaa bra!ngrab.

Just wanna make you understand.

Nabar ganna brang gaa h!gh, nabar ganna brang gaa na-h!gh, nabar ganna rahz arahn an na-baamarang gaa.

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

Nabar ganna maag gaa na-habbah, nabar ganna gab 'bah-bah', nabar ganna gab an na-raghgab, an harm gaa.

Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say 'goodbye', never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you.

Mah zambah brazzahz haz bra!ngrabad ! agharh ah zah bag-gamz, gaaz zaarh haz azad harmang haahabarh, gaa ahm arza zgaarahad ahn gab zam.

We've knwn each other for so long, your heart's been aching but, you're too shy to say it.

Grabz raag mah zambah brazzarz bra!ngrab rhah haz azad ranang ann, ah zambah brazzarz bra!ngrab zaa gaam an mah zambah brazzarz arz ganna grah zam.

Looks like we both know what's been going on, we know the game and we're gonna play it.

An, hhahan gaa agzg ma zambah haah mah zambah az bra!ngrabang, na-gab mah zambah gaa az arza na-grab ahn grab,

And, if you ask me how I'm feeling, don't tell me you're too blind to see,

Mah Zambah ahm nabar ganna brang gaa h!gh, nabar ganna brang gaa na-h!gh, nabar ganna rahz arahn an na-baamarang gaa.

I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

Nabar ganna maag gaa na-habbah, nabar ganna gab 'bah-bah', nabar ganna gab an na-raghgab, ahn harm gaa.

Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say 'goodbye', never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you.

Nabar ganna brang gaa h!gh, nabar ganna brang gaa na-h!gh, nabar ganna rahz arahn an na-baamarang gaa.

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

Nabar ganna maag gaa na-habbah, nabar ganna gab 'bah-bah', nabar ganna gab an na-raghgab, ahn harm gaa.

Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say 'goodbye', never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you.

Nabar ganna brang, nabar ganna brang.

Never gonna give, never gonna give.

Nabar ganna brang, nabar ganna brang.

Never gonna give, never gonna give.

Mah zambah brazzahz haz bra!ngrabad ! agharh ah zah bag-gamz, gaaz zaarh haz azad harmang haahabarh, gaa ahm arza zgaarahad ahn gab zam.

We've knwn each other for so long, your heart's been aching but, you're to shy to say it.