User:Ink

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Will Troll
	Joined: Unknown Character class: Military Favorite equipment: Glock 17, Machete Character profile: Urban Dead profile Current status: Alive - Contemplating Character group: N/A Character stats: Level 15: ZKC - N/A Journal: No journal for Will Troll

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	This user lives in glorious Wyke Hills.

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Hi, my name is Will, but I'm often called "Ink" or "an asshole". Whichever you prefer. I'm currently a college student that plays alot of video games.

	American
	This user is American.

This User Mourns for Carlin

" 'Older' sounds a little better than 'old,' doesn't it? Sounds like it might even last a little longer. ... I'm getting old. And it's OK. Because thanks to our fear of death in this country I won't have to die - I'll 'pass away.' Or I'll 'expire,' like a magazine subscription. If it happens in the hospital they'll call it a 'terminal episode.' The insurance company will refer to it as 'negative patient care outcome.' And if it's the result of malpractice they'll say it was a 'therapeutic misadventure.' "