The Jack

BOTH IN GAME AND NOW HERE TOO! WE'D GUESS HE'S PROBABLY BEATING HIS WIFE BUT WE ALL NO HE'S A SAD FAIL TROLL THAT LIVES ALONE WITH A DOZEN CATS. DON'T KICK THE CATS SCRUB!

A SINCERE THANK YOU FOR THOSE PROTECTING OUR PAGE (*ESPECIALLY AICHON AND KRAZY MONKEY FOR CURRENT EVENTS). YOUR SUPERNATURAL EFFORTS ARE TRULY APPRECIATED!

WE KILL THE ZERGS BEFORE THEY CAN ZERG YOU!

We are a collective of several different group appendages attached to the body of the most prominent, and successful, survivor/zombie (BOTH!) group ever in Malton.

After reading the recent ninja vandalism changes to this page an executive decisions has been made

We will be recreating those unsolicited edits on our DISCUSSION PAGE

*WE WHOLEHEARTEDLY ENCOURAGE ALL RESPONSES/FEEDBACK, POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE, TO CONTINUE HERE: -----> [1]

*ALL SOUR GRAPES COMMENTS CAN BE POSTED HERE:-----> [2]

They will be kept, unchanged, for posterity

A message to our would be vandal, who apparently is as prolific at zerging on here as they are in game:

*Step 1: Take deep breaths. Its a game kid. Just accept that you're not good at it no matter how much you cheat. Which leads us to our second step.

*Step 2: Stop Zerging. Get a life. Make a friend. Maybe you could start writing to an inmate in prison.Whatever it takes so that you aren't so needy for attention. Which leads us to our third step.

*Step 3: Quit being a creepy weirdo ingame. It has been theorized that this the same person responsible for all the trucker spam, all the Hambone spam/zerging, the Hooknose spam/zerging, the Rastafari spam/zerging...the list goes on does it not Shearbank Zerg?

Regardless, it is easy to see that our winning so much has caused this reaction from you. Your hate appears to be a bitter taste that you cannot assuage. To us it is quite the opposite. Delicious in flavor, but oh so short lived, like Fruit Stripe gum, because we dominate you so easily each time. And so we will continue to take your little zerg XP food sources away from you. We will continue to tag erase you from existence, because you aren't truly memorable anyway. And while some innocents may inadvertently get caught in the crossfire, and have long term negative perceptions about us and our own actions, such is the cost of we choose to pay for necessity sake.

After all...it's just a game kid. :P

XXOO

The Jack

With all that being said, we leave you with this simple message:

THE JACK MAY JOKE. BUT WE DON'T PLAY.