User:Mr Figg
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A thin, haggard man in a soiled lab coat, clutching his DNA extractor like it's all he has left in the world. He coughs raspily as you observe him.
William Figg was born in Birmingham, England in 1976. He moved to Malton a few years before the outbreak, after receiving a job offer from NecroTech. He now wanders the streets of Malton, grimly performing his cataloguing duties by day and hiding in the abandoned buildings by night, like so many others.
Figg lived in Dartside before the outbreak, but soon moved to the relative safety of Pole Mall. He became a proficient field surgeon and combatant during his stay there.
When the Second Big Bash came through West Grayside, Figg was killed early on while attempting to retrieve some revivification syringes from the local Necrotech facility. He followed the horde through Wyke Hills and Hollomstown and took part in the siege of Buckley Mall, but left shortly afterwards to become one of the ferals in the Bash's vanguard.
After being combat-revived in the siege of Giddings Mall, he joined the defenders and fought bravely in the retaking of the local Auto Repairs. However, he was finally killed while defending the recently recovered MacMillan Hotel nearly singlehandedly.
Figg is best known for a song he wrote shortly after he first became a zombie and learned of the glories of Barhah.
Zha Gab Ab Barhah
Grh grh zambahz mah arr hranz
Ah haz gah gab grh gaa agahn
Bar a zambah zzzzzzhhh grabhng
Haz barg mah bra!nz mah b zzzng
Anh zambah grarhz
G!az b mabban ahn mah bra!nz
Na-mabbanz
Ahn!nn zha gab
Ab Barhah.
Ahn Razh Grahzaagh am bagh bag man
Anh agzah mrh anh bang bang ghan
Barra zha B!g Bazh maz ramram
ram barragazh, ah hab babram
Anh mah bra!nz b grab
bah dah gang a hangrah zambahz
haz barg mah azz
Ahn!nn zha gabz
Ab Barhah.
