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PREAMBLE

In the quiet of the early evening, members of the FOD launched a quick strike against the SE corner of Mitchem Mall to punish the mall squatters residing there. In the process, a new local survivor group known as the Blackhawk Nation took notice and killed 2 members of the FOD in retaliation. At this point negotiations began between the two groups to come to a peaceful solution. It was during this time that the FOD realized that although the BHN made some bold claims on their wiki, they had never been tested. Enter the treachery. While Hibernaculum negotiated in good faith, the BHN leader Cheveyo, secretly issued a shoot on site order against FOD members. For a week, the FOD held their fire as the sneaky BHN murdered 3 more FOD. Although the FOD then warned the BHN their actions had not gone unnoticed and issued a warning to the BHN, this warning went unheeded. The BHN continued to taunt the FOD. Although the FOD could see potential in this group of upstarts, they also saw arrogance, treachery and a narrow view of things that would continue to stunt BHN growth if not corrected. Seeing diplomacy was at an end, a vote was taken amongst FOD members. It was decided that a full campaign against the BHN was needed to bring justice to the group and ensure the BHN was set on the path to realize it's potential. No longer would talk suffice. The guilty must be punished. The Flotsam must be purged. The lost sheep must be guided back onto the path.


CAMPAIGN COMPLETED

CAMPAIGN: While the Blackhawk Nation gently weeps Details:

  1. Start Date: March 12/08
  2. End Date: April 13/08
  3. Scalps claimed since campaign began on March 12/08:
FOD - 50,
Blackhawk Nation - 13

Give my love to Rose:

  1. Realslimshady smashed to biscuits
  2. Jimmy Dank heard enough of this Hub Bub and silenced the critics.
  3. Orzo Nacirema does the Macarena in a lead lined casket
  4. Nobody heard Zhenoob when he screamed.
  5. Denmark Vassey, the bell tolls for thee!
  6. Tim Kolveit loses a brain
  7. Sam Little cut into quivering bloody sushi
  8. Major Smithy sat in his fields, waiting for his crops to grow...
  9. Dar Karyan says goodbye to life and Rob Collick was there!
  10. Penrod Peaybody rocked to sleep by Bruha
  11. JSwanson entombed
  12. A lesson repeated for Zhenoob
  13. Cheveyo dropped like a turd in an outhouse
  14. TIMMY!!
  15. Bunkis deprived.
  16. xBloodyMessx lives up to his name
  17. Dar Karyan gets an encore!
  18. Elfangor cries Uncle!
  19. Major Smithy x2
  20. ShoutatheDevil slain by ToothDecay.
  21. Hey Ghost, you're toast!!!
  22. Sam Little, put to rest courtesy of PVT Boldman.
  23. Ghost334 busted!
  24. Elfangor dropped again. No one mourns the loss.
  25. RealslimShady got goosebumps when the bassline thumped.
  26. Dar Karyan, it's only love, let's celebrate!
  27. SwanWarchief, it was the warriors! The warriors did it!
  28. Sam Little, we hardly knew ya!
  29. Penrod Peabody, happy trails to you!
  30. Bunkis, debunked.
  31. Major Smithy! 3rd time is the charm!
  32. Dar Karyan, still smiling like a cheshire cat.
  33. Kojy, this buds for you!
  34. Elfangor...Meh.
  35. Kojy Loses a brain
  36. The stock market crashes for Major Investment
  37. Cheveyo shlacked like a sea-side outhouse on the 4th of July
  38. Dave Radcliffe smells of the tomb
  39. Jah Rasta, every little thing, is gonna be alright
  40. Mad Muchacho has a reason to be even madder...
  41. Tim Kolviet has sand kicked in his face
  42. Sam Little
  43. Major Investment
  44. Lt. Daniel, dishonorably discharged.
  45. SwanWarchief knocked out by the Baseball Furies!
  46. Elfangor01
  47. Jah Rasta
  48. Dar Karyan
  49. Lt.Daniel
  50. Orzo Maceriena given the gears by Jacque Blanc


Special Thanks to The Forgotton and The Spartans who contributed some kills to this campaign




April 13/08

  • Puki butchered by the monster Cheveyo but more importantly, FOD new member Jacque Blanc puts an end to Orzo Macereina with an assist from Hibernaculum. The target of 50 corpses has been reached and thus this campaign has come to an end.

Final Tally - FOD 50, Blackhawk Nation 13


April 12/08

  • Dar Karyan brought to justice.
  • Lt. Daniel brought to justice.
  • Sam Little of the BHN finally gets a measure of vengeance and murders PVT Boldman in cold blood.


April 11/08

  • Hibernaculum and Puki crashed with all the weight of fallen gods today after taking numerous bullets at the hands of evil Cheveyo and 'RealSlimShady respectively.


April 10/08

  • The horrid stench of rot fills the air as the BHN corspes begin to fester. Swanwarchief and Lt. Daniel find themselves back on the pile. The wheelbarrows continue to arrive. Two more carcasses are tossed on the heap. These ones were identified as Jah Rasta and Elfangor01.


April 09/10

  • The Fod strikes back for yesterdays outrage. Sam Little and Major Investment were victimized.


April 08/08

  • RealSlimShadybellowed out the following at poor Skilbey, "DIE PKER SCUM!!!" Skilbey, feelings hurt beyond repair, dropped dead right there on the spot. Jah Rasta continues his murderous ways with the senseless death of Puki now on his hands.


April 07/08

  • The Blackhawk Nation continue to show improvement this week with news coming of the slaying of Rob Collick. The FoD returned the favor with death of BHN member Tim Kolviet.


April 06/08

  • Jah Rasta slain by Skilbey. Hibernaculum slain by Bunkis while refueling the genny for his friends in Crowbank. Mad Muchacho shot down by Rob Collick.
  • The Blackhawk Nation shows rare form today with a second kill. Puki met his end today.


April 05/08

  • The plot sickens as Realslimshady sent Jimmy Dank into the grave. The BHN have been showing signs of adaptation, having now sent out patrols and even hunting parties into Crowbank. The FoD is pleased.


April 04/08

  • More shmutz brought to justice today. Today's Obit includes BHN leader Cheveyo and Dave Radcliffe


April 03/08

  • Stunning news for the FoD today as they found the corpses of Jimmy Dank' and Hibernaculum in a roadside ditch, courtesy of BHN leader Cheveyo. "It is a grim day for us", a shaken Rob Collick said at the mornings press conference. "To see hard working FoD cut down in their primes for the crime of trying to help out their fellow man...it sickens me."
  • Some good news. Cruel Puki has struck again, making poor Elfangor his latest victim. Elfangor, a newer member of the BHN has had a rough time since being accepted into that nefarious band of Flotsam. Major Investment paid no dividends at the close of the business day. Kojy had his brains eaten by zombie Rob Collick.


April 02/08

  • When it will end? Dar Karyan, Major Smithy and Kojy dancing on glass.


April 01/08

  • April fools! The jokes on you Swanwarchief, Dar Karyan, Sam Little, Bunkis and Penrod Peabody!


March 31/08

  • Ghost334 wasn't even able to enjoy his morning coffee as he was shot dead bright and early by Puki. No sooner did Elfangor get back to his feet then he went down again like some buck toothed groupie at a grateful dead concert. RealslimShady was to cheap to pay the ferryman on his way to the underworld.


March 30/08

  • The campaign against the useless Blackhawk Nation has resumed. While the FoD were off securing buildings and helping survivors in Crowbank, the nation continues to show the lackluster effort they are known for. Mitchem Mall, proclaimed as BHN territory and a place staunchly defended by them currently is occupied by a grand total of 7 zeds. This testament to the futility of the BHN methods is further proof the campaign must be resumed.
  • Elfangor, Major Smithy, ShoutattheDevil and GhostToast and Sam Little: the bell tolls for thee!


March 23/08

  • Tragically, the Zed push in the South has caused the FOD to put their campaign against the BHN on hold. Not being a death cult, an outright Zed win is not acceptable. Sadly, the ZED menace has forced the FOD into a role long since abandoned...that of the common survivor. Yeeech. The things one must do in the name of humanity.


March 18/08

  • The shame of the Blackhawk Nation continues to grow. They run to whatever corners they can find but no place is safe. Today, the coldness of the winter winds carries on it more of their number. Dar Karyan and xBloodymessx are the latest to be thrown in wheelbarrows and discarded.


March 17/08

  • A new week brings more good cheer from the weekend. Ike and Tina were on the box and the funk was unleashed at the Leaman Grove School in Pegton. Bunkis stepped outside for a cigarette and was himself butted out. As well, Tim Kolviet was found hiding all the way in Crowbank. But even there, he was not safe from Bruha.
  • Hibernaculum found Orzo Macereina hiding in a PD in Pegton but spared the wretch so that he could judge the Blackhawk Nation's progress. He decided to stay in a building adjacent to Orzo to see if the flotsam would investigate his surrounding area and claim the kill. Although Orzo was inept, Jah Rasta found the bait. The 'hawks have now taken a first step in learning the lessons the FOD hopes to teach them.


March 15/08

  • A Blackhawk Nation den of evil was uncovered in Pegton by Bootsy Funk containing none other than Blackhawk Nation leader Cheveyo. The fiend was executed, the scalp tenderly extracted and a diseased rose was placed on the corpse.


March 14/08

  • One Major Smithy was found early today, smashed to biscuits and lying in a ditch. A diseased rose was found on the body.
  • Sadly, Dar Karyan, along with JSwanson and Zhenoob were also placed in pine boxes today, their beating hearts now still.


March 13/08

  • With the Zeds crashing the party, the pace slows today. Nonetheless, Sam Little met his untimely end at the hands of Rob Collick. As a bonus, some ham n'egger named Tim Koltveit had his skull opened and the contents eaten by Zombie Kalenium.


March 12/08

  • The talk has come to an end. The Fod, for the time being, have ceased negotiations with the Blackhawk Nation. Although the Blackhawk Nation talked about achieving Peace, they continued to take shots at FoD members during the week of observance with Kalenium, Rob Collick and PVT Boldman all being victimized.

Today, FoD members were set loose to start a new campaign. It did not take long before the following turned up with the tell tale diseased roses placed on their corpses:

  • Denmark Vasey
  • Zenoob
  • Realslimshady
  • Hub Bub
  • Orzo Nacirema
  • As well, an old friend gave the FoD a gift and delivered the scalp of one Penrod Peaybody




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